FullFrontalCrudite

fun times

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@Debenhams @Debenhams wow, lots of scammers replying here. Can someone get back to me ASAP from the genuine account please

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@Debenhams I'm trying to return a damaged item, the only way to speak to you is via WhatsApp. After typing my problem I'm told someone will reply, but they never do. It's been 11 days now. Each day I send a message and nothing. I've given the same information so many times

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Added Stansted mid-stay car parking to my @Ryanair booking, but now need to change the vehicle reg.
@Ryanair state they are unable to amend bookings and to contact Stansted directly to amend.
@STN_Airport state they are unable to amend 3rd party bookings, contact Ryanair. HELP!

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@FootballCliches from Fridays BBC gossip collum. New feature - non footballers names in football.

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@jon_bois @gojarbe Heard a rumour the b stands for baseballs

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@WPDigital2 Got excited thinking this was a cherry Bakewell

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@JustEatUK Still waiting

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@JustEatUK order number 151669120, the restaurant have delivered the wrong order. Called them directly but they just keep saying it's on its way. Please help.

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@JustEatUK I did. Didn't hear back.
Submitted through app too and nothing.

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@tonyjameson On his own or with Antony Le Tallec?

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Dirty cow

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@petedonaldson What team Pete? I play in Southend vets league

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@NoContextHumans Constant online polling

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Ian Maatsen makes his PL debut for Chelsea, the first Ian to play in the PL since Ian Harte in 2013.
since that time there have been 249 appearances by players called Jonjoe

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So long as you and your large son are happy

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Worst thing about all inclusive restaurants is playing hunt the ketchup, as some jerks have taken the only bottle to their table

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Which machine did they think they were raging against?

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@FootballCliches Oaktree Kuwait-Gerrard

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@Lucky_Ladybird @ComedyClub4Kids @phoenixcomicuk @jamiesmart Strange names but I'm completely onboard

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Also the only keeper I can think of who wasn't actually a good shot stopper

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@FootballCliches biggest vibe of goalkeeper who feels like an outfielder in goal in history has to be Lionel Perez.
Looking now, every Google image of him just looks wrong.