Mr. D

*Bassist
*Programmer
*Dreamer
*Memer

[Mr. D @FD69420]

Let me try reading a bunch of books this year.
First Read:
Paula Hawkins - The girl on the train.

[Chiseke Chiteta ZM @chisekechiteta]

*iminsula 😭

[Bhaddest🦋 @_Sinikiwe_]

This morning, excel has dribbled me.
I have nothing else to say for the rest of the day. 😔

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Tomorrow is Monday

my black trousers:

[𝐝𝐚𝐧 @lucidharlow]

It was the 20 years he spent paying bills and taxes

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Never underestimate how much time and effort you can waste by trying to automate a process you do not understand manually.

[Twalelek’wa @ntwalelekwa]

Buy her an atlas young king

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

ronaldo celebrates every goal like it’s his first goal and you’re scared to celebrate every little win because of public opinion?

[J.A Olaoye @JA_Olaoye]

A kind reminder, if you’re not logical enough, leave data work.

[Monger @w_m0ng3r]

The total cost of pursuing casual sex (time, uncertainty, effort, logistics) is greater than an escort’s hourly rate.

[Twalelek’wa @ntwalelekwa]

Amigos concert in a nutshell.
1. VIP had 2 toilets which less than 2 hours in stopped working .
One kind sir dressed in uniform told me “Dacapo toilets are for VVIPs , use the bush ”🙃
2. First few hours was them trying to figure out how to work the stage lights

[Kliishtian 🇦🇷 @Kliish_]

This is why K’Millian chawed 8 of them. Wow!

[Ilutoмвι @notyosize]

@mrmalibata @QwentCFC Money can always be made, A good baddie however is like a solar eclipse.

[Davido @davido]

Touchdown Lusaka Zambia 🇿🇲 … so beautiful here

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

My dad used to tell me that you can’t save anyone; they have to save themselves.

Great man. Terrible lifeguard.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m so jealous of people who can articulate themselves well. Like do you speak like that every day 🥹

[The Digital Nomad @zeddigitalnomad]

@petitamwanza @Airtel_Zambia Reversals to work mobile money needs to have a clear speration between business and personal accounts. Right now if reversals are made easy businesses will be scammed

[dopamine @dopamine273]

some guy texted me saying he cracked my girl

buddy shes been asleep for 48 hours you ain't crack shit😹😹😹

[Joe Kafuba🍏 @Joe_Kafuba_MD]

@M5iKA You mean delimitation...

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

I’m feeling shy to post that image of myself again💀, but yeah…

[🔥kartel🔥🇿🇲 @killagang99]

*Talktime - k20

*Yango from her place to the venue -k80 x 2

*Nandos double portions via yango delivery - k480

*Wine and ciders - k330

*Durex - k90

*Lodge - k500

*Appreciation fee - k1000

Total - k2580

And you wonder why you are broke chikala