Batista

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Aug. 2032 - I made my AEWWE debut and took The Shield’s tag titles.

Dec. 2033 - I show Roman Reigns and everyone else that I am no background character by becoming the NEW WWE Champion.

Evolution Is A Mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

For the last week, everyone has questioned me about why me & Hunter did what we did.
Tonight, I’ll be on #Smackdown to provide you all with the answers you think you deserve.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

New & Improved.

Evolution Is A Mystery. ♾

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

For month after month Randy & I have proven why we’re the greatest tag team this business has ever had.

For month after month I have personally made Rey Mysterios life a living hell.

Now, I get to do those two things together, & that is simply because..

Evolution is a mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

@CMPunk_FBRP Damn Phil, I’ve only been here for like 9 months and I got an 88! 🤣

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Sometimes the universe gives you a chance to show somebody that there’s more to life than whatever they have previously settled for. So glad I can finally give you the life you deserve, Ang. 🖤

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Man… I heard Rey Rey isn’t cleared for competition now.. What a shame.

Aye Angie, if you’re looking for a real man in the meantime, I’m only one text away. 😉🍻

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Arrogance is your biggest flaw. Don’t get too cocky, when you least expect it, I’ll get my revenge.

[Grayson Waller @GraysonFDRP]

To all the haters and doubters who thought I didn't stand a chance against The Animal...

Go fuck yourself.

To Chad and Edge, I pity that a man who resorts to jumping a man after his hard fought match. Clearly it's to overcompensate for something so small.

To Axiom,
Run.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

@ForbiddenKO Hey man, not sure if we’ve crossed paths before so I’ll keep it nice.
This doesn’t concern you, so I don’t really care what you think.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

If going against AEW means I’ll be able to get my hands on Rey, then by God believe me when I say this.

Fuck Rey Mysterio and FAEW.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Together we completely reinvented what it meant to be a WWE Tag Team Champion.

Together we’ve beaten The Shield on TWO different occasions. Randy blazed the trail for me to crossover into AEWWE, and together we’re unstoppable. You know why?

Evolution is a mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Still haven’t talked to Randy, so again, if you see this call me.

However, in my moments of grief I wanted to show you all a picture that always makes my heart smile. Hopefully it can do the same for all of you.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

Randy, I’ve been calling all day. If you see this, call me back ASAP.

Rey….. So help me God.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

We Came, We Saw, I Conquered.
2 Matches Together & 2 Championship Wins.
Evolution Is A Mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

In hindsight I kind of feel bad, Rey.

I hit you before I could tell you to send Angie my love. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

I am everything I claim to be.
Hollywood’s Hottest.
AEWWE’s Toughest.

Some help would’ve been appreciated, but even still - YOUR NEW WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, EVOLUTION.

Evolution is a mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

You all witnessed the two of us break into this business together.

We made our own history and became two of the all-time greats.

Now, we take over the AEWWE tag division, beginning with taking those titles from Motor City Machine Who? at SummerSlam.

Evolution is a mystery.

[Batista @FDRPBatista]

The Animal is here in Forbidden Door.

Some say it’s been a long time coming, I say I move when I want to.

In due time you all will see that Hollywood or not, I’m still at the top of the pro wrestling mountain.