Frank Puddle

goofy fella

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

sometimes i find funny instagram reels and like them but don’t send them to my friends to remind them how niche and superior my reels are to theirs when they inevitably stumble upon it

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

stephen king looks like he’d write those weird ass books #critter

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

just got some bad news and it made me really angry so i shot the guy who delivered the message to me. hopefully nobody comes up with a catchy but wise proverb about not doing that exact thing someday.

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

my girl just requested to be friends on venmo. had to tell her i’m not ready to get that serious yet.

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

No allegations.
No arrests.
No scandals.
No bowl games.
Just dogshit football.🔥

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

2 birds hate to see me coming when i have 1 stone

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

the lion doesn’t concern himself with his lack of juggling skills

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

people haven’t been entertaining my ridiculous anecdotes as much lately… probably due to tension in the middle east

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Just woke up from a terrible nightmare where Doris Burke replaced Scott Hanson on Redzone

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

pickles are great...until you're in one

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

adding this one to the list of names for my future offspring

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Jokic in April:

45.0 PPG
12.3 RPG
10.7 APG
2.0 SPG
62/45%

0 wins — coach fired.

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

Beating a dead horse is a good expression because like… there’s no reason to do that

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

no, i will not “say hello” to Jonathan, he literally witnessed the holocaust and civil rights movement and did nothing to help

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 192 years old

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

“Oh you speak mandarin? I’m quite fond of their oranges.”

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

this is not how you look in this scenario. the human body was meant to watch Bennet Stirtz become white boy of the month

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

When you've watched 36 hours of college basketball in 3 days

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

guys i have bad news…

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

gonna try and teach an old dog some new tricks later. think it’s gonna go pretty well.

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

i enjoy reminiscing on times of old while in the company of good companions

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

one thing i’ll always say about unscented deodorant is that shit gotta smell like something

[Frank Puddle @FDRburner6]

gonna try and teach an old dog some new tricks later. think it’s gonna go pretty well.