Finesse Dangerstorm

oh, what fresh hell is this?

[Finesse Dangerstorm @FDangerstorm]

I hope the public is ready for my YouTube series, Beyond Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction; where I sit in a dark room surrounded by relevant props and summarize 5 stories supposedly from BB:FF and you have to guess which ones were on the show and which I made up

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Update: I have decided to start pronouncing 'nature' the way some people pronounce mature, like "na-toor".
And yeah, I guess you *could* say I'm ready for an exciting summer!

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If the neighbours ask that's not me singing "small achievable goals" to the tune of "poor unfortunate souls"

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we need to reboot antiques roadshow canada, and coincidentally i will be the perfect host

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The only reason I'd go see Materialists would be if it meant Pluto TV would stop playing that ad every ad break

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my only new year's resolution is to finally understand that game minesweeper

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i think this just might be the christmas i finally release my hit single, "I Have a Crush on Santa Claus"

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all I want for christmas is to never see that trivago ad on tubi again

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Why isn't anyone talking to me about The Skulls

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this hallowe'en, instead of giving out candy i think i will put a rocking chair on the front porch and tell the children of the horrors of being an adult

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if only I could completely and truly dissociate from myself I think I could have a really good life

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I assume God didn't give me dimples bc He knew I would use them for evil. The dimpled get away w so much I stg

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@matthewsurina Thanks for being one of like, five people who would know that, hahahaj

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Why are The Philosopher Kings so underrated??! Their songs and vibe in general are so, so good like wtf was happening here that they're not household names??

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@matthewsurina I think about this a lot and I think, probably

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I do not understand why Edwin Starr wasn't a household name, that man has a voice of gold

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they don't tell you this, but the truth is when your eye is twitching that's actually when you need the most caffeine

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there should be a letterboxd for reviewing episodes of the outer limits (1995)

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why will none of my friends agree with me that i look like josh groban???

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this was funny

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judge not lest ye be judy