O Patinete do Futuro

Tuíto em português. Às vezes inglês. E tuíto muita merda. E leio fic e shipo coisa que não existe

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Na falta de Tomarrys estarei voltando às origens baixando várias Drarrys e Scorbus para ler nas férias vou tomar muito chá de aeroporto preciso estar abastecida

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Not many Snarrys out there but the ones that exist oh my they are elite fanfiction 😗🤌

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People take ATYD as their reference for canon? Why? Lupin is so ooc in that... I guess it makes sense that people can like a fandom without having read the original books cause that is like a complete different story different chars not canon at all really

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Then went back to ao3 to read a tweet recomendation (muggle au gangster Tom mod Harry) and all I can say is I'm still having really bad luck with twitter recs

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Having said that: Wind Shear was good a nice read a little too male focused and Belatrix is reeeeeally ooc but for ffnet it was a nice find

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Browing ffnet is like panning for gold with a sieve and sometimes finding copper

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Harry Potter fanfiction using magic like a plot patching device wdym Harry out of nowhere can use advanced transfiguration to hide a FUCKING HORCRUX (which aren't even possible do transfig I guess?) Idk make him hide the locket inside his pants or smth

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First one was baaaad and like a super hit 15k likes and all I have 4 more downloaded and nothing to lose

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Well, after my seventh droped fic I think I'm desperate enough to go to ff dot net

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Ffnet is obsessed with pairing Harry and Daphne huh? Didn't even know that was a thing...

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Wow I did not remember how bad people on ffnet were with commas

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Well, after my seventh droped fic I think I'm desperate enough to go to ff dot net

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Aaand just after tweeting this I started a surprise magical pregnancy fic with the word Expecting in the title I mean can't blame anyone but myself really

[O Patinete do Futuro @FDegenerada]

One thing that has NEVER failed me: if the fic has a crappy title, 100% of the times it's also shit. I'll keep trying because I'm a masochist but when I see the title (I always read the sum first) and it's awful I know the fic is doomed

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Also I'm starting to hate time traveler Harry who is now Hadrian. Harry refering to himself as Hadrian is simply inconceivable

[O Patinete do Futuro @FDegenerada]

One thing that has NEVER failed me: if the fic has a crappy title, 100% of the times it's also shit. I'll keep trying because I'm a masochist but when I see the title (I always read the sum first) and it's awful I know the fic is doomed

[O Patinete do Futuro @FDegenerada]

-starts scheming and planning how to manipulate Tom, like ??? out of fucking nowhere the guy becomes a plotting mastermind (I'll keep reading only to confirm that Harry will use sex for that which I feel is going to happen I just wanna say I KNEW IT)

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The other I droped has a really interesting Harry in Emperor V's harem. Pov is kinda all over the place but I tried ignoring it HOWEVER this fierce Harry that called Tom's attention by being brave and facing him and death head on suddenly after being 2 day in the harem-

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Now the two that I dropped: mod time traveler Harry who has all his memories goes back to 1981 and the first thing he does is not free Sirius? Girl bye
That's probably my biggest time traveler peeve: Harry not IMEDIATELY going to Sirius

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That's also his reaction when creepy flirty Voldemort tells him he'd love to keep him pregnant all the time "heavy with his seed"
Harry who at that moment hates and is disgusted by V simply doesn't react to that (mind you they haven't done more that hold hands at this point)

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Last Tomarrys update: wabride Harry wip where Harry finds out he's a carrier (a man that can get pregnant) and his reaction to that discovery is this:

Exactly nothing he has no reaction AT ALL dude whaaat

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I mean in this one that I'm reading mod Harry can't be called Harry cause of fieble plot justification ok but he's been in the past for like a month he's still missing his friends but the auhor wants us to believe he atst simply became Hadrian Peverell now girl make up your mind