FECA NIGERIA Uyo

Redeeming the desolation of our world.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

I dress like a homeless person at school because: 1) I'm not impressing anyone. 2) I hate everyone. 3) I'm lazy.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is cowardly, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Cry as hard as you want to. But always make sure: when you stop crying, you'll never cry for the same reason again.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

5000 frnds on fcbk, 25000 ffwrs on twita, 3000 BBM cntcts 500 on ur wedin,25 during hrd tyms,10 at ur funeral.only u on judgmnt day #reality

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Meet someone ⇨ get attached ⇨ get hurt ⇨ move on ⇨ repeat.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Ok never mind... I hate you

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Before you assume, there's this thing called asking....so ask me 1st....dnt be shy...

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Who else hid in clothes racks at stores when they were little?

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Success is not something you pursue. Success is something you attract by the person you become.

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

BIOLOGY TEACHER: What is commonly found in CELLS ?.. AKPOS: Thieves

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

*Akpos was drunk & struggling to open his door*.. OCHUKO: Any problem?.. AKPOS: Abeg help me hold the House straight, I wan open d door

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Mom, dad, don't worry. Everyone failed that test.

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I still sing my ABC's to see which letter comes first

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Will u Slap ur Fathers Bald Head when a Mosquito perches on it? Or what will u rather do?

[FECA NIGERIA Uyo @FECAuyo]

Life is one BIG exam....Many fail trying to copy others,not realizing that each person has a different question to answer