Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦

See a fella. Protect a fella. #NAFO

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

#NAFO #FELLA DAILY CHECKLIST:
[☑️] Follow new fella.
[☑️] Bonk vatnik.
[☑️] Troll a Kremlin twitter channel.
[☑️] Donate/amplify 🇺🇦 fundraiser.
[☑️] Spread positive vibes by RT'ing good news from the front.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Gonna be late for the summer beach party.

[@BrennpunktUA 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @BrennpunktUA]

Hello 🇷🇺 Cargo-Train on the way to Crimea

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

FWIW, his art was solid. I loved this.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Thanks to @ZelenskyyUa, Putin's final days on this earth are filled with stress, dread, and misery.

May it continue so long as he continues to pollute us with his existence.

[Woofers @NotWoofers]

I change my assessment. She’s likely totaled.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

@RepClayHiggins Your dick is growing a dick.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

@KamVTV Why is your forehead still growing?

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

When the Russians finally tire of Steven Seagal it's gonna look like the end of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Rousing Easter sermon at the Church of the Resurrected Patriot yesterday: "If you're an atheist out there, fuck off. This is our fuckin' holiday you queer cocksuckers. Love Jesus or go fuck yourself. Oh and for the record Jesus was white so shove that DEI shit up your ass."

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Man it's almost like spending the last year fucking over Ukraine to help Putin is really biting us in the ass with Iran.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

@ValentinaForUSA @realDonaldTrump @SusieWiles @SecRubio Get a job, hippie.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Angela McArdle woke up this morning still not realizing what a stupid fucking idiot she is.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Putin still sucks.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Witkoff is the Neville Chamberlain of our time.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Genuinely shocked that @GuntherEagleman is U.S. based. Then again, so is the Bald Beanie Boy, and that didn't stop him from being implicated in Kremlin pay-for-tweet.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

This guy has killed someone, or will kill someone while wearing the badge.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

When you slow it down, it sure looks like #27 tries to move out of the way and the cop throws his left arm into him to initiate contact.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Liking this. As a businessman, @realDonaldTrump should recognize that an independent Ukraine will become an economic powerhouse in the region with American investments.

Russia only brings poverty and ruin. That's all the have to offer the free world. https://t.co/c5qeMRvyKe

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

@realDonaldTrump Drive the dagger through Putin's heart. Untether the ATACMS. More PATRIOT batteries. More HIMARS and rockets. Full intelligence support. End that bastard's stain on this Earth. Make him one.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

@realDonaldTrump Cement your legacy. Do what Reagan didn't finish. Put the dagger through the heart of Communism, and bring an end to the tyrannical rule of the Russian despot. End Putin's mockery of the free world with total, unrestrained support of Ukraine. Let's finish this.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

Putin is way overdue for a Polish dick kick.

[Fella Security Adm. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @FELLASgov]

God hates Russia.