Jamie Fenton

hey hey yaw

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

I don't understand this mindset. New manager. New team. New recruitment strategy. I have no idea how we will do next season, but the total unknown is exciting to me. Players and staff come and go but #NUFC remains. Personally I am looking forward to the next chapter.

[Lee Forster ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ @LeeDForster]

Eddie gone ✅
Gordon gone ✅
Tonali gone ✅
Trippier gone ✅
Bruno ⏳
Joelinton ⁉️
Hall ⁉️

And yet I’m still weirdly excited for the new season, because I haven’t got a fkn clue what to expect 🤷🏻‍♂️

#NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

[Jack 🇩🇪⚫⚪ @jchaytor16]

Think Eddie Howe has genuinely desensitized me to conceding last minute goals cause I feel absolutely nothing right now

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Call it off, the tweet of the summer competition has been won.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Burnham has no manifesto.

No mandate.

Just 0.03% of the British people voted for him.

WE NEED A GENERAL ELECTION NOW!

[Benonwine @benonwine]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this.

For years, Sunday nights meant Top Gear. We’d sit down at 8pm and watch Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May do what they did best.

Now, through Clarkson’s Farm, Jeremy has introduced a whole new generation to the realities of British farming and earned the respect of millions all over again.

He’s made us laugh, he’s frustrated us, and he’s entertained us for decades.

Get well soon, Jezza.

The country is rooting for you. ❤️🇬🇧🙏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Time to be honest: We’ve all enjoyed the memes but this Arsenal team has been incredible over the past two seasons in Europe. They’ve given us so many special moments. This one will always be my favourite ❤️

https://t.co/X4dILnGWcP

[Harry Scarfe 🎙️ @HarryScarfe22]

@England @FIFAWorldCup No Adam Wharton.
No Morgan Gibbs-White.
No Trent Alexander Arnold
No James Garner.
No Cole Palmer.
No Harry Maguire.
No Lewis Hall.
No Jarrod Bowen.
No Phil Foden (agree with this).

But includes Henderson, Burn, Toney, Spence, and Madueke. 🤦‍♂️

Absolutely shocking squad.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚒️😁 Pep Guardiola: “Come on you Irons!”.

@BeanymanSports 🎥

[J7 @lfcJ7_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

#NUFC

[NOU$H @Noush_UTD]

Let’s be serious for a second… how did Declan Rice become this mythical player?

This has to be the most overhyped footballer of this era.

Man scored two free kicks vs Real Madrid over a year ago…
→ and somehow got promoted to Ballon d’Or conversations overnight.

You’d think he dragged Arsenal to a UCL or something. He didn’t.

What makes it worse?
→ his own fanbase keeps forcing him into elite debates
→ with ZERO numbers to back it
→ just vibes and emotions

£105M signing…
→ and he plays like he owes nobody anything
→ no defining moments
→ no takeover games
→ no elite output

Watch him closely:

→ sideways passes
→ safe decisions
→ corners and set-pieces
→ repeat

That’s the “world-class midfielder”?

Even crazier…
→ he doesn’t lead in ANY major stat
→ not defensively
→ not creatively
→ not offensively

Yet somehow…
→ “Player of the Year” shouts?

Relax.

He’s not even Arsenal’s best player this season.

And let’s be honest…
→ name ONE moment where you said:
“If not Rice, nobody else in this team does that.”

Exactly.

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

Yes Theo, yes I am.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

What a strike 😍

Will Osula's late winner against Manchester United has won the @premierleague's Guinness Goal of the Month award for March.

[The Race Horse Guy @theracehorseguy]

Constitution hill is the real deal, what a superstar horse 🖤🤍

[James Woods @WWWoodzy92]

Stop disecting the race blah blah.

Hes 9, just enjoy him. If he keeps winning fantastic. He will keep rising up the ranks and he will get as high as he gets. If hes beaten at whatever level then so what.

Didnt blow you away. So what 😂

This horse just enjoy it when he runs.

[James Woods @WWWoodzy92]

How the Grand National had changed eh.

Seen this earlier, Crisp giving Red Rum nearly 2 stone. To do that and just get pipped. What a performance.

[Adam. @adamnufc_]

If he has any shame whatsoever he will leave this football club tonight

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

What a player. 💫