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[FEO @FEO_108]

I think people underestimate how lazy students are at making meals. If it’s not under 2 minutes I’m not interested

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

once you realize men can also have eating disorders you quickly realize they actually all have eating disorders

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“sorry I responded to this in my head” is a real thing and we should say it

[nart @schmoopsiepooo]

oat milk did to almond milk what zoom did to skype

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop shaming people for reading kids’ books. adult books are about sad people having affairs while kids’ books have a magic tree house or a worm driving an apple. you tell me who’s winning

[rose @roramdin]

here's something for all of u who r in college rn

[James @CaucasianJames]

gas prices are high but guess how much it costs to refuel these 2 puppies? a good night sleep and a cup of joe! let’s get walkin!!

[oiselle @oiselle]

Things like this 👇 actually hurt women’s and girls’ sports.

Trans athletes do not.

[David M @davidmellyruns]

It’s hard to articulate just how great an athlete Kipchoge is because no one in any other sport is as astonishingly dominant as him. The closest I can think of is Simone Biles but people like Lebron, Federer, Ruth, Brady, etc. are just… not as good.

[Mark DeCarlo @markdecarlo]

Thoughts?

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

I get this is a joke, but it needs to be stressed: This isn’t going to be a draft and Americans are not the victims.

Ordinary Ukrainians - a country of 40 million - are the ones who have to put their entire lives on hold and possibly leave everything behind so they don’t die.

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

Russia-Ukraine expert

for @MorningBrew

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I’m gonna have to agree

[rose ☕️🌼💻 @icedcortado_]

Barista hot take of the day

The person in line behind you can afford their Starbucks. End the pay it forward chain and tip the baristas instead.

[jaden💭 @BEYSCAPIST]

where is their series?
where is their movie?

[TENDERONI @Tender_oni]

They had water coming out the fridge, a trampoline and a surplus of soda cans in the garage

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.

[#NFL @babycr00kz]

Tracking number isn’t enough, I need to be on the delivery drivers private story.