TheFantasyDonald

My fantasy football knowledge is terrific, just terrific.

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

There is NO WAY (ZERO!) that Mail-In fantasy draft picks will be anything less than substantially fraudulent. Mail boxes will be robbed, picks will be forged, & even illegally printed out & fraudulently signed!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

My first mock draft of the year tested very positively, in another sense. It tested positively toward any negative comments. So yeah, it tested perfectly, meaning negative.

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

Why the Kansas City, Kansas hate @Franco_Francis7 ???!?

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

Hey @AlexanderJRyan the goverment is after both of us this week!

https://t.co/mGnNTaV4Q3

[Nate Washington @nwash85]

AB lost alllllllll respect‼️You talkin bout JuJu like he get into beef! Boy like playing video games! Take yo lost childhood, no real friends ass on!

Boys pull the weakest moves when they sit in the dark. I bet the jugs machine don’t even wanna throw to that boy! #HellaWeak

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

the realization that we’re all blocked by ben roethlisberger is a rite of passage in sports media. congrats to those who have received the sacrament on this day.

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

A warm holiday blessing to my friend, @Franco_Francis7 ! I’ll see you at Fantasy Mar-a-Lago, aka your nearest Bonefish Grille!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

The war on Christmas and traditional values continues—watching a documentary on TNT of how a young white msn cannot but a guns, AGAINST HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

Unfortunately, there won’t be a James Pansky Pickering this Christmas.

BOOOOOO!!!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

As I was eliminated from playoff contention, I will be passing on the management of this account to the league winner this year, in order to spend more time with my friend @Franco_Francis7

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

I've talked to the commish @ajp017 and he has no follow-thru on the name change. Can we go to supreme court of fantasy to reseed playoffs for the deserving teams??!?!?

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

What a spoof this league is, we are ALL LOSING on purpose just so we can name a child after @oumphilos
This is a witching secret tax on the league!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

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[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

I’m only supporting DAGS and @oumphilos this weekend @P_1_P_E_S plays my friend @Franco_Francis7 , so he has ZERO shot to make the playoffs, save his season, and be a WINNER

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

I will always protect our great warfighters! I always have your backs! Especially the DAWGS #GoBrowns @oumphilos

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

Hey @P_1_P_E_S stop talking to homeless bums and get some wins!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

Great excitement today as @AlexanderJRyan is sworn in as secretary of Health and Reptile Services... I drained the swamp, now these animals need to go somewhere ! #CaughtEmAll

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

I told you I’d drain the swamp! Look at all the money being passed around between @ajp017 @WhoIsRevel @JMPianka ! They want all the money and none for you! Luckily I’m worth billions so

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

All of these commercials with ‘Hot Santas’ are just another example of the fake news media War on Christmas!

[TheFantasyDonald @FFDonaldTrump]

I caught the swamp. I caught them all.