Professor Utonium

Who'd have thought a spill of Chemical X would lead to this? Now my girls are grown up, I'm helping a grouchy little boy genius save the world.

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[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

Ah, Father’s Day! The one day where the house is broken a little less than usual.

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

I ought have insisted Buttercup’s New Year’s resolution be to start using the door when she leaves the house.

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

New year, new start, new holes in the wall to patch up.

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I'm sure the girls are going through a growth spurt, too. They seem to be taller every time I see them.

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

Goodness, it really has been a long time since I've spoken. The laboratory has been amazingly busy as of late!

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What a lovely day!

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

Halloween. Kids get so into it.

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There’s a lot of screaming coming from that treehouse across town.

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@FF_Him But it’s past dinner time for the girls…!

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@FF_Him My schedule really is very full, I… [Gulps.] I should go. I really should.

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@FF_Him Everyone has some kind of better nature, surely. I can’t imagine what you’d want to do with me if you didn’t let me go.

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@FF_Him …I think.

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@FF_Him I did rather hope to appeal to your better nature. We’re both grown men, Him.

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@FF_Him It’s a polite request, Him. Now, please, I really must get home to the girls.

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@FF_Him Now, you stay away from my girls. Go cause trouble in some other place, sir.

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

@FF_Him Oh, dear! Oh, my. Of all the things I expected to see on my way home I’ll admit I didn’t think of you.

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The kind of disturbance usually attributed to @FF_Him.

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The kind of disturbance which would make one uncomfortable having to walk home alone from the grocery store.

[Professor Utonium @FF_Utonium]

Oh, dear. There’s definitely some kind of disturbance in the air today.

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Not too many, though; you know Buttercup always forgets to brush her teeth.