muad’dible

ouch thats a treat

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

when i just gave samwise his second breakfast and hes already asking for elevenses

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

im telling u guys rn that if i lived in the shire id have to wear diapers

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

if on stardew you are using non farm space for processing (à la kegs in the mines) i seriously want nothing to do with you i just saw an aesthetic cutesy tree farm build guide for the QUARRY YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK

[haziran ꕤ @nicetoknowyuu]

me and oomf at the ed sheeran endings store

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

when ed sheeran tries to add pink to the tour but her trapeze budget cuts too much into his millions of dollars in revenue

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

It’s going to be very difficult for me to stop listening to Ed Sheeran. But I believe in a free Palestine that much.

[erin 🍑🎃 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

gay guys are rounding up a number on here the way straight guys round their height up an inch

[GeezusRice @GeezusRice]

Oomfies which number are yall? I’m a 7 🧸

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

they say dasha touch clavicular that’s why he quiet

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

tbh im in pastry school these days

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

@PanderShirts andrew power is a fierce name

[sydney @demiurgently]

as a white guy into typefaces and transit it must feel soo good to wear uniqlo

[ٍ @manic_posting]

.@Grindr nobody wants to fuck me and i’m suicidal

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

well… #CRAWDADS

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

the clown gooner is polarizing,, every day there’s new stances to take

[Grace @gracecamille_]

gay people can’t ever just be like “I’m stressed”

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

they have scans of all of our faces and we carry gps devices on our persons at all times its ok guys you can put sonny angels on your dashboard

[lili 🔻 @skybubbIove]

saw a girl say on instagram say that the whimsy maxxing trend makes surveillance easier and omg i never thought about it like that

[VOIDFILL🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL]

huge bernie supporter ofc

[muad’dible @FFr0bl0x]

a 97 year old woman DIED. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

[Rico @richdevaughn]

Y’all don’t see wtf is going on??!??!! She died on the 14th!!!

[Darling @esotericistss]

If I ever meet the dirty policeman who roughed you up