Tom

Your boss. Is sick of your weak fundamentals and inability to get to work on time. Will occasionally give out fighting game advice. Satire account.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

I'm retiring

Read: https://t.co/VdQGta4KaF

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

@WitherManDFW Fuck no

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

I'm retiring

Read: https://t.co/VdQGta4KaF

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

@OsoheGhost If y'all really want to follow my actual account I'll DM it

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

A workplace is only as strong as their weakest link. By that I mean your corner pressure better improve by the end of this week or you can kiss your job goodbye!

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

I see FGC Dad opened a patreon. If he needs money that bad I'm sure I have a spot open for our janitorial position since he enjoys playing with garbage like Smash and DBFZ.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

"Sorry I'm late boss I was grinding in the lab"
Bullshit

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Fighting game tournaments are similar to job interviews. You're not going to get very far if you don't prepare beforehand and if you have little to no experience.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Looks like 2020 is the year I start having people come to my door asking me about our Lord and Savior Daisuke Ishiwatari again.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Have fun at EVO while you can, because come Monday, when you clock in 15 minutes late your ass is gonna walk a tight rope with termination under your feet

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Why the fuck are you on Twitter go to your local

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Oh, so you want a medal for actually going into training mode and labbing a more optimized oki? How about doing that for more than 20 minutes and showing your results? Just like how I won't give you a raise because you decided to come in on time and do actual work for 1 day.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

@zamiel1i @Aru762mmR Don't worry I'll save you the trouble. You're fired.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

How the fuck do you plan months in advance for EVO, including hotel, travel, food, etc. yet you wait until the last minute to ask for that time off?

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Stop retweeting cosplayers while you're on the clock. You know who you are.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

That being said if you're 15 minutes late again I have some walking papers with your name on it

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

There's no shame in deciding a fighting game isn't for you, even if you've played it for many years. People change their careers multiple times deciding what's right for them. Do what makes you happy, not your boss.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Today was "Bring your setup" day at the office and at least a third of the employees brought a store brand TV and forced games to 1080p.

This is why you're dropping your inputs.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Oh hey I got some good news! Remember when you said you'd get the new SamSho game on your next paycheck? Well to save you the trouble I took money out of your earnings and bought the game with it. No need to thank me.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Learning combos without learning the mechanics of a fighting game is the equivalent of submitting a cover letter without attaching a resume. And you'd be surprised how many people do both.

[Tom @FGC_Boss]

Happy 4th of July
You still can't tech throws