Fred Davison

Developer of the Quadstick

[Fred Davison @FGDavison]

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Regex is a "write only" language. You understood it when you wrote it, but reading it is a whole 'nother thing.

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@wholemars Looks like he found a solution to both his car payment and his housing problem.

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@AJamesMcCarthy @Jack_Frodo Ackshually, that's called Cunningham's Law.... You.. You ninnyhammer! (You'll never forget that, now)

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@skdh There is an old joke that goes: "Man looking for good woman that can cook, clean, and has a boat. Please send picture of boat."

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@WilliamShatner I really loved your "Has been" album. You definitely should!

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@davepl1968

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@coffeeshopperr @s13k_ Exactly what I thought, too. When I first glanced at the post I had a couple of seconds of thinking, "Fuck, here we go..."

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@THErealDVORAK @ShadowofEzra Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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@WilliamShatner Interobang‽ That was the perfect punctuation for that question.

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@walterkirn You'll need to grow some serious eyebrows

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@DJSnM So, the master switch isn't really the master switch?

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@RaminNasibov Commander Keen in Invasion of the Vorticons

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@davepl1968 Adam Carola just talked this on his podcast with Dr Drew this morning. The meter was in his bedroom closet when he was a kid in LA.

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@obfuscated_D https://t.co/OC5S8UlltE

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@DJSnM @NASASpaceflight I had just enough time to think my PC volume was low and to crank up the volume, then BANG! Made me jump.

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@THErealDVORAK Brought to you by the makers of Beano®‽

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@setupspawn I can hear Matty pronouncing it 128 jigabytes...

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@JSCarroll This "lullaby" has been brought to you by the makers of Ambien...

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@DJSnM My instructor had one of those. It was harder to fly than the plane.

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@davepl1968 I used to call step 1 the "Bugging" step.