Got recircumcised @MCirconcision at the end of January 2023 to tighten a loose high cut made 10 years ago. Now low and tight. Didn't take a single pain relief pill for either procedures. DM for more details.
You need me to get dressed 'cause your girl is coming over? Nah man, if she doesn't want to see a man in his natural naked state then she better just look away. You're worried she'd compare my size to yours? Well then I better raise the flag pole if she plans on looking.
"Bro, the name of the hotel is Nude. It's not an actual nude resort... Put that thing away."
"No wonder I was the only one naked. I just have a bit of a problem... I didn't bring any clothes."
The neighbors were playing basketball after installing a hoop over their garage door. Being the point guard in his highschool years, he couldn't help but comment on their sloppy form. One stupid bet lead to another and now he was playing against them completely naked.