Funmy Gasspi

foodie#Fun#Crazy#yeyeness is not allowed😛😍

[Sokhela saMaDawu @I_am_Liandra]

I've got a challenge for y'all ☺️
September has 30 days. There are 150 psalms.
Let's do 5 chapters a day for the month of September and read the whole book of Psams
We'll call it Psalms September.
Anyone interested?🤔

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

A toothbrush that goes into many mouths is disgusting and used.

A mouth brushed by numerous toothbrushes is clean.

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@talk2veee Na rage bait shey

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@Adunniolaide02 The man dey mad.

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@Adunniolaide02 If u need transport to your papa house let us know that one no be husband. Mtcheww
We will set up a gofund.

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

Brotherly no die in silence, talk how e dey do you.

I would rather see you in tears than in a coffin. Had I known no be prayer point.

Brotherly coming soon..

Produced by @cobhamsasuquo

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@itzchristunique Go to court with receipts
Olopa ma ko everybody when no be ment.

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@KFC_Ghana
Can you look in adding chilly mix instead of just ketchup.
The Africa girl in me just want a little heat on my fries and chicken.
Thanks in advance 😊

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@CorrectBabie Misplaced Alvin and the chipmunks. 😆 🤣

[Blondelady2024 @arva61138]

This is probably the best answer I've ever heard to the question, "Why did God create evil?"

A professor at the university asked his students the following question:

“Everything that exists was created by God?”
One student bravely answered:
“Yes, it was created by God.”

The professor asked :
“If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.”

The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.

Another student raised his hand and said:
“Can I ask you a question, professor?”
"Of course," replied the professor.

“Professor, is cold a thing?”
“What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?”
Students laughed at the young man's question.

The young man answered:
“Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.”

The student continued:
“Professor, does darkness exist?”
“Of course it exists.” said the professor.
“You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.”

In the end, the young man asked the professor:
“Sir, does evil exist?”
This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:
“Of course, as I said before. We see him every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.”

To this, the student answered:
“Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s no light.”
🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Adults are doing diets and running every morning, but we are packing 10 cubes of sugar into our children's pap. We are inviting type 2 diabetes to a party that hasn't even started and we need to have a serious conversation about our children.

In Nigeria, we have turned a fat child into a sign of wealth, and a slim child into a sign of suffering.

When a child is dangerously heavy, items always "leave him, it is just baby fat, he will outgrow it." But we are making a terrible mistake. We are overfeeding our children out of love.

You will mix a small bowl of pap with 10 cubes of sugar. Or pack sugary drinks, chocolates, and junk inside their school lunchboxes every single day. We are turning their bodies into sugar houses.

Inside that child you are proudly calling healthy and chubby, the heart might be struggling, and the blood pressure rising.

We are punishing a tiny body that is just starting to grow.

Please, let us do better.

- Practice portion control.
- If your child is full, stop forcing them to eat.
- Reduce the sugar drastically, and give them fruits as snacks instead of biscuits and sweets every day.

Your child needs exercise too! It is not always "go inside and sleep" or "sit down and watch cartoon."

Let them run. Let them play. Let us raise a healthier generation. Happy World Obesity Day!

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@TomiArayomi Amen

[Prophet Isa El-Buba @isaelbuba]

Happy 77th Birthday to my beloved mother in the Lord, @pastorfoluadeboye.
Today, we honor a true vessel of God, gracious, prayerful, and full of wisdom. Thank you for your unwavering dedication to the body of Christ
Happy Birthday, Mummy G.O. We love and celebrate you! 🎉❤️🙏

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Ladies, please PICK THE GENTLE ONE. The kind one. The one who brings you peace. The protective one. The one who is sure of you. The one who respects you. The one who understands your silence. . The one who sees your heart without judgment. The one who holds your dreams with care.

[Winifred🌻 @Winifunds]

When the right person enters your life, it's not just love they bring. It's also healing. They don't bring any drama, they only bring peace.
They don't try to fix your wounds, they hold your hand as you heal through it.
They don't care about where you've been or what you did, they care about where you're going. Love with the right person doesn't tear you apart. It helps rebuild you. It's not just a relationship, it's a reflection that's showing you the strength you had inside all along.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

He's trying to basically privatise the ability to grow food on Nigerian soil by pushing his environmentally destructive GMO seeds that alter the soil and make it unable to grow the local seeds that we've grown for thousands of years.

Once his seeds displace our local varieties, we will have to pay him to buy seeds to plant every year because GMO seeds have Terminator Seed technology which means if you harvest and replant, they won't grow.

TLDR, American billionaire is trying to forcibly take over and privatise your African food through patented coloniser seeds that you have to buy from him, and which you legally can't grow without his permission.

He wants to force the farmers in Benue who feed us to pay him before they can plant cassava, like a Netflix subscription but for feeding 200 million people. He's probably the world's most evil creature.

[Muna🦋 @Mouna_Boo]

May I never get used to the way God shows up for me. May I always remain grateful, humble, and deeply aware that none of it is by my own strength 🙏🏾

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Before you go to bed,
Please think about this.
Because the media will NOT report it.

Earlier today:
15 people killed in Sokoto,
6 killed in Kwara,
Over 600 people from Niger state still missing since the flooding.

Yesterday,
10 killed in Anambra.

Two days ago,
37 were killed in Yobe.

All this in the last 48hrs alone.
But the president is flexing in St Lucia.

And there are soulless online cretins among us defending that heartless inhuman labubu in Aso Rock.

[Funmy Gasspi @FGasspi]

@safonyameherbal Measurements for toddlers pls

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Senators have barred all politicians from personalizing public projects by branding them with their names and photos, terming the practice a misuse of taxpayer funds.

They proposed that all publicly funded projects be labeled as 'Courtesy of Taxpayers of Kenya'.