Keyser Söse

even a fish has a bigger sense of humor than you.

[Keyser Söse @FGogonis]

#MyTwitterAnniversary it’s a bit ironic really. I joined to express my anger and discontent towards @RobinhoodApp for halting trades on this day a year ago. Way to poop the bed with the “stellar” Q4 earnings $HOOD. Can’t say you didn’t see this coming. I certainly did.

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@Anna__Perri Thanks

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@EnronChairman Interesting door handle.

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@CaleCrypto Would you cook with me?

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@EnronChairman If you watch closely and understand water displacement theory, you would understand that this working.

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@DividendGrowth @dougboneparth Thankfully I’m not smart enough to carry on that work.

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@EnronChairman WHO THE F*^K is moose?

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@CaleCrypto Catches up quickly.

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@Solid_Steak44 @BornAKang I think he was nicer to the gun than he was to Chris Rock’s face

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@dougboneparth How do I invest in this new business? Sounds promising

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@gino_stumpo @dougboneparth 🖕

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@dougboneparth Less is more, they say..

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@nytimes Baiting for clicks while simultaneously diminishing any sliver of credibility.
To @elonmusk this is just pure amusement and pleasure by stirring up the space into a whirlpool of toxicity while he sits back and watches as the social fabric burns to the ground.

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@DissidentAggre4 @Riverside_Slgrs @PMoehringer @nytimes My laptop also exists.. nobody is talking about that little fact.. 🙄

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@MolnarSlavo @MattWallace888 @elonmusk

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@TheRickWilson The BIG QUESTION is.. who de platforms the Joker now that he is control of the platform?
This can’t be a good thing

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@TheRickWilson Twitter Files would sound so much cooler with the opening music of.. wait for it… X-Files

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@mommafreedom3 @thebradfordfile @elonmusk @elonmuskis @elonmuskis ? Is that the Lithuanian Elon? He’s more like the joker than he is the Batman

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@ray_davee @M7McGee @elonmusk Mark Twain said it best, “Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down with experience”

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@WadexFlash @MiamiHEAT The 3 in a row is coming. But not the kind you hope for

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@SuperiorTi Most Americans don’t have that kind of wad to clip.. 🤣