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Fake FIA Member Club. Saying things that can’t be said. All views expressed are personal or made up. Names changed to protect identities.

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Wishing all our fellow Member Clubs a healthy and happy New Year. We have not gone away, we will be back in 2022…

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Having spoken to as many Clubs as possible and added up all the votes our predictions for the big election tomorrow are Team Bram 61.5 votes, Team Momo 169.5 votes, 12 spoiled votes.

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Hearing that there is a battle developing over which countries will get the #election2025 Deputy President roles with the Illuminati Grand Council insisting that they have to come from France, Germany, Italy or Belgium.

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Hearing that the Illuminati are going to chose Nick the Show as their #election2025 Presidential candidate as long as he successfully completes the initiation ceremony.

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Breaking News: Napoleon has finally accepted Bram cannot win and Momo will be the next President. Napoleon and the Illuminati have now turned their attentions to #election2025 and ensuring they get a white, christian, European back in charge of the federation.

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We now have a total of €11 for Napoleons retirement fund thanks to one Club generously offering €2. Todays final gift ideas are a moped helmet, and a one way ticket to St Helena. Final choice announced next week (budget depending). Happy retirement Napoleon.

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Some more Napoleon retirement gift ideas and 3 more clubs have generously pledged €1 to the fund. Todays suggestions are a #staybright hi-vis vest signed by the Clubs, or a desktop private jet model.

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Thank you all for your suggestions for a Napoleon retirement gift, and to the 6 clubs that have offered to donate €1 so far. Here are a couple of your suggestions, an officially retired TShirt or 350 Olives #3500lives

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We are thinking of getting Napoleon a retirement present. Would the Clubs be prepared to contribute €1 each? Send us your gift ideas and we’ll share the best ones.

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We were anonymously leaked these emails over the weekend and think the Clubs should see them.

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Battle for Britain. We told you something big was coming - UK Clubs have come out in support of Team Momo, this is huge news. See video here https://t.co/r5fwwykgVW

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Now that the Presidential candidate lists have been published we know the choice we have to make in two weeks. For comparison we worked out the average age of each list. One is 52 and the other 62. Guess which way round it is?

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Hearing there might be some big news coming from the UK soon, has anyone heard anything?

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Both sides are very silent on what money deals have been promised to the DPs Mobility & Sport. Clearly Legoman will have to give up his big commercial deals so are we expected to compensate him, and if so we should be told how much in advance?#itsclubsmoney

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Memo to Bram and Momo. With big FIA losses and the Climate Crisis is it not time to end the FIA jet era? We call on both candidates to issue a statement on this as its the clubs money. #endwaste

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Mobility Clubs are rightfully concerned at the attitude to governance by some Sports members. An Australian nominated for WMSC via Cyprus and a Kenyan via Ivory Coast. This makes us all look bad. #bettergovernance

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Following on from Drive to Survive, Netflix are in negotiations with Napoleon for a new series titled Sports Grants Narcos, focusing on the operations of the cartels. Both VP30% and VP20% are auditioning for the lead. Hopefully we can see a trailer at the AGA. #SportsGrantsNarcos

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Momo, you talk the talk about governance but reviewing your Club website we were unable to find accounts, board meeting minutes etc. Remember to walk the walk, Momo. By the way we are still waiting for info on EVs you own and carbon offsetting for your jet.

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Worried he may be a passanger on the Bram Titanic, Peacock has a plan B. He is actively encouraging the Viking Dane to retire as Region 1 President, creating a powerful vacancy so he can continue fighting against Momo. Machiavelli would be proud of his Belgian student.

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Does anyone know the story behind the UK videos? Seems strange only Momo’s video is there and Bram refused permission to show his. Does he have something to hide?