Use this tweet as your reminder to wake up and lock the fuck in. Fourth weekend is fun but those doors arenโt going to knock themselves. Anyone in metro Detroit who isnโt ugly and knows how to talk and wants to make 5-10k this summer. Message me. Looking to build out a team.
Order that Jersey mikes sub just the wake you like it. Make it a giant too. Then break no contact with your ex in the parking lot. Just text her. Sheโs waiting.
One year ago today you were out on your exes boat. Her dad loved you. Always made sure you had a beer in hand. You were supposed to go on a fishing trip with him this summer.
Wonโt be happening anymore.
Youโre out of the picture. But her new man? Heโs on that boat right now.