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Might as well drop a QUICK AND UNFINISHED idea for the OC while I’m out, with some quick details:

“Better than me? I saw your birth, child.”
Name: Thomas Kaiser.
Age: Eternity.
Sexuality: Bi/Pan
Basic bio in replies!

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C The lack of dead children methinks

[Dr. Righteous Idealed Dung @AtheistsL]

retweet to put this nerd in a locker

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@astoIfoschiId Every ounce of that pleasure is earned, and you’re on this Earth to savor it, so fucking savor it Brother.

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@ziarastar But on the other hand, Caribbean Crab is perfect.

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@Lostforever771 @ombfas @Dexerto Ahhhhh but bossman sells em cheaper than bottled water

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@Dexerto Awwww thank fuck I thought I’d have to live to 30 and end up happily married with a kid

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Damn y’all are nice as fuck hook a brother up with some amazon gift cards or smn

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@loves_horror2 @2k18hoodmoments

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@astoIfoschiId My thoughts is just shave it until it grows even and wear a top hat to make being bald funny and then whenever anybody asks about the skin just say “‘Nam.” and refuse to elaborate.

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@dark__dabi Money
Rights
Followers

I dont want the last two can I have the vodka i saw fourth instead

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@astoIfoschiId Look man i just think you’re the weird guy on my twitter feed thats funny sometimes, but its so lit that you’re here to be on my twitter feed.

Make sure to feel that victory every second that TotK is booted on your switch, cus you made it brother.

Congrats.

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@GiliusLoL Oh no hes leaking shit and disguising it as schizophrenia

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@Bornakang Idiot poster that’s what its meant to look like

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@IamVelcory @lol_raion but you’re ill terminal in brain or wat

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@sakumaed OH FUCK YOU MAN (yes)

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@lamespin BraLlaoi is the closest thing to straight Yoai I think has ever been in western media.

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@clefeyble @TejaFX Crazy how you aint showing yo face but having standards like you look like your idols though jussayin 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@4KTMARKIS I can give you Teezandos and Cristale AND Murda B (maybe).

Fuck talking bout verses they’re just better.

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@TheManStark @Oberisuk_LoL @LSXYZ9 He’s the Grandpa of league that created Zilean Support