Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Women w big natural tiddies be like you literally don’t want these huge volumptious tiddles. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosoms all day. It sucks that I have big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a little ugly boy like u:(