Phish King

You could be watching Cars (2006) right now

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

“10 likes isn’t a lot” okay but imagine making 10 men feel like a hundred

[Cleatus 🔻 @CleatsThe4th]

Jim Shooter irl

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Paraguay strategy: Park the bus

France strategy:

[myth (CLUB FOOTBALL ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[Meth Gator @themeth_gator]

Batman and Robin prepare for the US vs Bosnia #worldcup

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Allah and God are the same entity and they love New York

[Heung Min Brad @TracyMcBradey]

Bro

[THE GOONERAL @CISENJOYER]

After a huge theatrical failure
Timothy Zahn has launched his armies to USURP Dave filoni's claim to the starwars throne.

Now Dave Filoni has FLED to ESSOS with THREE ahsoka season eggs

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

TONY: I hate how we decide who comes into the restaurant, it's so elitist!

STUCK UP FRENCH CHEF: Grow up. This is the real world. What do you expect, no reservations?

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

it's crazy that they got these guys in the chamber of agony and you know when the game comes out there's going to be like 15 follow a car missions

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[stannispilled barathecel💫 @rhaenarae]

"im the heir to the iron throne" WRONG !!!😂 bloodraven ATTACK 𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨���𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨𓅨

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

Leia: "I'm thinking we could name our son Ben."

Han (canonically working as a podracing promoter at this point): "Absolutely. He should be named after a great man, a hero."

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Dr. Robby crashes and dies at the end of the season. Next season opens with Dr. Baran Al-Hashimi building an AI Dr. Robby

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

guy who hates zohran but LOOOOVES mississippi malasa: FUCK!!!!!

[harlan zellison @maddyferg]

if I didn't know about spiderman I would just kill and kill and kill

[gabe @chronakey]

Kash Patel if he was a Wasian from the Bay Area: I'll see you in VALORANT brother.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

2016 woke vs. 2026 woke