FJ

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Hearing the screaming roars of your deeply sorrowed father as you break the news to him that his first-born daughter is dead, is not something that you can unhear...https://t.co/NeRRFw6ZFC

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@Icelandair you have owed me a substantial amount of money since Dec 2022. How convenient for you that your claims department can’t be reached by 📞 I on the other hand am now forced to choose between paying my monthly $1500 electricity bill or my mortgage.
PAY ME BACK ALREADY‼️

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@Emmabird115 It’s okay, I wore my shirt backwards all day at work yesterday. Mind you - I work at City Hall.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

It hurts that my salary would increase by 150% (excluding the 33% I pay in taxes each month) if i held the exact same position in the U.S. But at this point I can't even afford a flight home so...

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Six months later and @united finally deposited my refund into… someone else’s bank account😩 Customer service = 🦗😶📵

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Mood:

[mal🐁 @smaacitrus]

middle europeans: wow the sun sets early in the winter..... weird how it can be dark outside at 6pm
the scandinavians in the replies:

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

If my 76yr old father hasn’t added you on social media yet, just wait for it. I helped him set it up over the holidays and so far he’s added every single person I’ve ever mentioned 🙈 For context, this man has never turned on a computer before.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

So how long is it going to take @united to refund expenses that they caused? Waiting on about $800 and tweeting about it because bad publicity is the only way they pay attention to you.

[Hanzi Freinacht @HFreinacht]

You can cut me up, rearrange me, quote me, ignore me, interpret me and put pieces of me into places I couldn’t dream of. The reader, not the writer, has the power.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@united has assured me that my bag would be forwarded from EWR to MSP. So far it has missed all 3 flights (day 6). My fams x-mas presents are in the bag & while material things are not the most important, it would be a wonderful gift & needed distraction if it arrived today 🎁

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@united I thought your motto is that you offer love 24/7 support? Can you support me in locating my bag?

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@united canceled, delayed, boarded and de-boarded all of my connections between ARN and MSP. Then they lost my suitcase, told me it was found and out for delivery—only to later tell me they haven’t actually located it. No agents are available to help. WTF?

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@Emmabird115 I just came on twitter to tweet the same. I don't even have time/energy to tie my shoes, let alone call you back. WTF

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Sweden: the country where race, Covid, and domestic adoption do not exist. I shall write a book about it one day.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@pizzaisbaee Wait, I forgot spaghetti and tomato sauce from a jar.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@pizzaisbaee I think these are your ten:
1. Pizza
2. Lentils
3. Boxed mashed potatoes
4. Smoothies (sometimes)
5. Spinach (if mixed in with lentils/smoothie)
6. Mac & Cheese (now vegan???)
7. Injera
8. Orange Juice
9. Milk
10. Tacos

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Meanwhile in Swedish politics: Sweden’s farthest left party and Sweden’s fatherst right party have come together in their declaration of mistrust for the standing government. 🔥 IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERE 🔥

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Today i spent 8 hours trying to make an Instagram Reel. If you like it, maybe I won't feel as bad about it: https://t.co/jKaQEbKEIi
What did you do?

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

@Emmabird115 Been waiting for your commentary on this.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

Called up my Mom. She didn’t have time for me because she was going to a private BBQ with two 35 year old Black men she met on the street yesterday.

[FJ @FJCruizer1]

I just got attacked by a 10 year old on Tiktok for letting my dog drink out of a glass. Not so sure how I feel about it yet.