100 gecs fan page ☭

do NOT take this account seriously

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

Yo @FedExHelp this isn’t my front door in the photo where is my package

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

I love bartending but man are some bartenders the fucking worst

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

Got my keys to the restaurant today. Been kinda just staring at them all night.

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

I like that weird guy who said never attribute to malice what you could attribute to incompetence

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

They usually tip like 9% or 6% like I’m not joking it’s either 9 or 6 every time idk why

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

Y’all have no idea I have a table like this probably at least once a week

[garf,,, @garfpooop]

Sorry but not one song warrants this https://t.co/owDCkvF0SI

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

I’m eating beanie weenies and I’m abt to go mansplain caviar what the fuck is this

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

People are showing up for orientation in like an hour. People’s lives are gonna be changed. We are gonna get a James beard. This will be great. This will be the greatest thing I’ve done up to this point. I still feel like I don’t deserve this. Life’s fucking crazy.

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

This is such a fucking reach Jesus I’m gonna have to delete this app

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

i can tell you why but you’re not gonna like it

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

Starting to have a panic attack thinking about how I’m catering a wedding in September and have no idea what I’m doing lol

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

If I ever say “I’m okay” this is what I mean

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude decides to test out if his bulletproof vest really works 😳

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

@atreept01 Damn. Always ends up like that. Literally waiting for it to happen at my gig rn I can just feel it:/

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

@atreept01 I thought u worked for that nice lady

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

I never go to eat at the place I work at but I’m at the brunch spot that has my drink on the menu and seeing this group of people all drinking and and talking about how good it is made my whole Fucking month

[flexin @topflexin]

my jaw literally dropped the first time i seen this

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

@223_Sosaski Boys going crazy in the replies but one time in hs I was playing 8 ball iMessage on shrooms and didn’t miss a shot. I swear to god I saw the lines for the shots to hit it was crazy

[100 gecs fan page ☭ @FKA_JAKE]

This one hurt

[boss @boss_on_here]

Am I allowed to be annoyed by this or am I going to get cancelled by anime guys again

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

when i say this episode, and specifically this scene, altered my brain chemistry and changed my life for the better i’m not exaggerating: