K. Jackson Hamrick

retired ice cream scooper

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i work at a library now
https://t.co/Kzla8umatj via @YouTube

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you workout?

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lunch time.

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@UberFacts vapes 😂😂gonna make all of our dicks fall off

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you guys weren’t supposed to keep going to country thunder.

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i love showing up to a restaurant in a polo and pants with a stain on them, and then some 30+ year old, banker looking bro is on a date and wearing a suit at the same spot.

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@CupcakKe_rapper weekend was dope:b

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@t_annie_howard @Chicago_Reader @pitchforkfest ideas:
-pa feeds back during an act
-you high five, fist bump, or say what’s up to an artist
-you get your backpack taken at security

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just passed a place called “the trendy taco”. can’t imagine that’s good.

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and yet the wellness center doesn’t offer free condoms or other BC. shoutouts out to loyola’s Students for Reproductive Justice fighting the good fight.

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no more terrible US language curriculums. only @duolingo

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i’m hurt daily by the people who come to the gym who when they leave i say, “have a nice day!” to and they don’t say, “you too!” back. Damn 😢

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super nanny was a quality show.

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Thanks for the assignment @WLUW ;)
https://t.co/hbtESZZ90A

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@byanronow https://t.co/KtSXoqWwgR is hiring anyone who knows the alphabet

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@UberFacts fuck

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@Lizzdelo have you ever listened to my chemical romance? I think you'd really like them

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when i realize that i’ve been listening to the album i’ve never heard before on shuffle my motivation for everything else goes out the window.

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travelling by train>

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my at least 65 year old marketing professor really likes the music of phoebe waller bridgers.