george

we have fun around here

[george @FL3XICAN]

Georgie Porgie, puddi-

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

her: are u goin to sleep
me: yea. Gn
me on the timeline 12 minutes later:

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

There’s a xanax on the counter if you get hungry.

[george @FL3XICAN]

@engeBe_Tc so what i took a massive L huh

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[Marcus PorkChop Beckham Jr. @bigmarcusbbq]

Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

when bro makes both girls laugh at the two man so I gotta bring up his rape allegations

[Evan @evanjmader]

white people be like my dog has a lot of cousins in san diego

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i got a porn virus on my geek bar

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

“sir im so sorry your wife and newborn passed during childbirth about 6-7 minutes ago”

[yeah boy Ⴟ @ifihadtheguts_]

u gotta wash ur butt bro even if you like my chemical romance

[pipojen𓅪🇮🇶 @piposarujen]

Just stabbed my door dasher to death #Bored

[basil @blis5ful]

just ran some aarons

[Teddy Spaghetti @BigTedward3]

It is unwise to fuck with a nigga of my caliber