Mike Flaherty

I say I'm a hard man to describe. Others say, ''How did you get into my house?''

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

It appears that in the final analysis there is but one conclusion: a Bloody Mary is a gazpacho and therefore suitable as a dinner.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Honestly this might be my all-time favorite TikTok

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

It’s pretty crazy how the only two good YouTube videos are the music video for Ghenghis Khan and the Watcha Say skit from SNL but those are the rules.

[Narragansett Beer @Gansettbeer]

Can you #CrushItLikeQuint ???! Retweet for your chance to win this 1975 stress can. FULL THROTTLE! #HiNeighbor

[Complex @Complex]

I think about this video once a week. https://t.co/AzyslcEmJj

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

@awscherb93 That’s why they call Boston the “Windy City.”

[joel tyler @joeltyler_]

It’s highly unlikely that any of us will ever achieve the contentment or self-actualization of this man performing in a freestyle canoe competition. And you know what? That’s ok.

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

@rhmcquaid Better say “April Fools’” or I’m coming for ya

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

@Nick_Shee You talking about the whole collar-spreading-without-a-tie thing?

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

Walking down game day Lansdowne on your way home from work.

[vezza @veritysulway]

No it's Africa by Toto https://t.co/iwUgHNcGma

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

Play it cool when your friend shatters your phone by slapping your ass. #HST2

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

Based on the clientele of this bar, the look of 2017 is "Confederate Civil War General." #HST1

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

Sure I'm starting #HolidaySurvivalTips late but what do you care? You're drunk already.

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

With celebrity death and elections taking the media by the nose, it’s easy to forget that this year saw a great many positives. Let’s look.

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

Run the Jewels 3 dropped at midnight. God bless us, everyone. This is 2016's last shot at redemption.

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

merry christmas I got the literal same shirt I was already wearing

[Mike Flaherty @FLAHERTY_8]

@amimunim got one this morning too.