THEEARTHISFLAT

EARTH IS NOT ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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The Rockies make me sad

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My new fav color is green..

No questions at this time ty

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Absolutely MASSIVE announcement tomorrow at 9 am eastern🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

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I want to hate it. I really do. I just can’t. 7.6/10 #colormesurprised

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Over itttttt. No questions at this time please

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Jameis Winston = 🐐

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What’s up w ppl in Missouri not knowing how to merge

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Wes Weber text me back

[Johnny “Apple” Seed @JohnASeed_]

Yes the rumors are true. I will be drinking, golfing, and gambling again this weekend. Any further questions?

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Whoever is on flight WN 4331 tonight to Denver from Sacramento row 7 seat F: sorry I smell bad, been sweating a lot today and been in this airport for 3 hours

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This was an overreaction. We are so fucking back

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I am formally leaving the Colorado Rockies fan base and entering free agency today. I’m down bad :(

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@skrt_suP Not taking questions at this time. Ty tho

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨per source(s), inside the Rockies organization: The Rockies are winning the World Series.

**Plz ignore the first 3 games of the season**

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GAWD Dammit tiger

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Can’t stop farting today

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

I JUST bought new chapstick yesterday, today it is in my dryer .. 😕 I cannot keep living like this

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Ok DQ has righted their wrongs, my soft serve was soft today #makesoftservesoftagain

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I just want it on the record that today Dairy Queen has wronged me #NeverForget

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I just want it on the record that today Dairy Queen has wronged me #NeverForget

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Gawd damn airport beers hit different

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NFL refs are soft