Bert Derby

St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute '15, Canisius College '19. Live the 4th. I'm just a meatball, cover me in sauce.

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What a time to be alive #restinpeacesweetprince #SaturdaysAreForHarambeToo

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Hey everyone, I'm shaving my head in a month for bald for bucks and would appreciate any support! https://t.co/Jaawm0XegN

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Diamond hands for doge

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Invincible is a 10/10 show, but the reddit shout-out makes it an 11/10

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Can’t believe I started life as a baby that shit is so embarrassing

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@johnmarsz12 CARS the movie

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@Eddy_Tabone I think the bread is fine, it's the slaw that ruins it

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@YurFavFilipino Left them in Pitt

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You know isolation is bad when I'm considering taking up running for fun.

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Kinda pissed that my years of playing fallout has taught me to save bottle caps and not toilet paper for currency.

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All I know is when I have to teach my lab online, I'm making my students download ooVoo, so they can see the true online conference experience.

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NO CHANCE we have school tomorrow

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@CanMar11 Lost twelve pounds since moving to Pittsburgh and not having enough time to be a human being.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Barstool Pizza Review - Bocce Club Pizza (Buffalo, NY)

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Grad school, the only place where you can get a 75/150 on a midterm and through magic somehow be in A-range for the class.

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@CanMar11 I would have gotten nervous and said "you're welcome"

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NO CHANCE we have school tomorrow

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NO CHANCE we have school tomorrow

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Pee is stored in the balls