FLORIDA MAN UMOC

Few people can equal the insane antics of a wild Florida man. Will this account survive the whole week? We'll see as the meme meets the Midwest.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

We brought back the ugly to UMOC! Big thanks for all the support and shout out to the competitors for races well run. Florida Man will now return to his home state with fond memories of New Ulm.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

The polls are open, Knights! Vote for Florida Man. Bring the ugly back to UMOC!

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

@SamiKohls It was a demand of the circumstances, not a choice of the beholder.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

It's true, the law caught up to me. But using the skill only a Florida Man could posses, I escaped to spend one last glorious day on campus. Thorsday is over, it's time for Florida Man Friday. May the UMOC win!

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

It's rumored that I am a wanted man now. Will the police catch up to me before I give my presentation on Florida and Life in the caf at 8:30? Well, you'll just have to be there to find out.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

It must be done.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

So when I found out this week that Florda Man was running for the infamous UMOC award...I mean it's a no-brainer! This guy is as ugly as a Florida Skunk Ape.  If you don't believe me, check out the Skunk Ape videos on YouTube."

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Let's hear some words from of VP of Student Life, Rev. Schone.
"I admit that I have been to Florida once.  I could only stay for a short period of time because, finally, there were so many ugly people I met there. And I'm talking really ugly.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Let's hear some words from of VP of Student Life, Rev. Schone.
"I admit that I have been to Florida once.  I could only stay for a short period of time because, finally, there were so many ugly people I met there. And I'm talking really ugly.

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

I have decided that it is cold.

As such, I am looking for a bear to provide a coat for me. Let me know if you see one.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Update: There were some good challenges, but nobody builds boats like Florida Man. Ugly folks can do great things.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Saunter on over to the STEM&M challenge and see if you can beat my score. Side note: it's higher than Catterbitter and Thor.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Saunter on over to the STEM&M challenge and see if you can beat my score. Side note: it's higher than Catterbitter and Thor.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Someone asked me if I got cold walking around in just a sleeveless flannel today. I told them that warmth was a state of mind. Too bad the state I'm in is Minnesota and my mind has been frozen since January.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Why settle for just one?

[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Donuts are for the strong. If you don't lose your fingers waiting for them, you don't deserve them - MLC 2021.
Even as a Florida man I think this is crazy.

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[FLORIDA MAN UMOC @FLMAN_UMOC]

Hey folks, this is my first time on the tweeter. I'm new at MLC and I was wondering where a guy could find a valentine round here. I sure have come a long way.

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