FLManCoffee

Catastrophic beverages for the unpredictable Floridians
Craft coffee and hot cocoa by @graystillplays
3+ years of chaos
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Using gravy as coffee creamer this morning 🦃☕

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I NEED ITTTTTTTT
#mochabundle #floridamancoffee #coffee

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What are you doing for Halloween? I'll be blowing fart bubbles in my Mocha bath

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Just put some coffee on it - problem solved

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Not sure, but I might've judged Pineapple too harshly...

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🍫 + ☕ ?????????

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Our guess: 4 beans 🫘 Use code COFFEEDAY to get 20% OFF any coffee! https://t.co/A0JP2bAvIL

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Morning Routine:
1. Coffee
2. Coffee
3. Hot Chocolate
4. Brush Teeth with Coffee Grounds

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@Xbeanjr Interesting.... we will keep an eye out for you.

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What is the most unhinged thing you would do for a cup of coffee? 🤔

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The car with hot chocolate in it

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Did someone say Demolition Derby... #GTAV #GTA
Check out the vid in the comments...

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Thinking about starting a conga line with manatees

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We'll go first: Training a team of highly intelligent squirrels to perform synchronized acrobatics while preparing the perfect cup of coffee.

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The perfect mug to hold coffee (or your random sh*t)

#floridamancoffee #coffee #craftcoffee #graystillplays

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Florida Man after 12 cups of coffee.

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Florida Man becomes local legend by attempting to swim across the state in a bathtub filled with chocolate #floridamancoffee #floridaman

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