Fans League of Vermin

Your weekly league table of fan vermin behaviour across Scotland

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Latest Fans League of Vermin

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Since we’re all back in the office we are considering knocking up the final FLOV table for the entire season…

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Sigh. Just as we were all beginning to enjoy retirement.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Legal issues delayed this but video to follow shortly

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

We have video evidence which will be posted this evening

[dougymanson @dougymanson]

@FLOV1985 Pictures or it didn't happen as.i smell 💩

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

This has tempted the FLOV out of retirement.

[Stephen Naylor @NaylorHafc2]

30 Falkirk sitting waiting for Hamilton after the game last night v Queen’s Park at fuckin stenhousemuir. Standing with bats and still got done. Stupid little twats too funny

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

We have 3 weeks worth of reports to work through but we’re going to be at it for the next 8 hours to bring you the super FLOV you were promised and the country deserves. Thank you for your patience and we’ll see you tonight. We’ll also publish an as it stands FLOV for the season.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

@GordonNunn12 Tbh they weren’t our immediate suspects but now you mention it I’ll take your suggestion to the senior partners and see what they think. An avenue worth exploring imo though.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

While we appreciate nothing more than a grass at FLOVHQ, we can’t properly function as an organisation if our old, fairly innocuous tweets, are reported resulting in our account suspended. We have our suspicions on who this individual is and are continuing gathering information.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

DMs are now open for scouting reports and we’d just like to express our eternal gratitude to all scouts who filed reports while we were out of action for the last week. Rest assured they will be included in Sunday’s Super FLOV. We’ll also publish the seasons table as it stands.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

After this mornings meeting of senior partners the following fixtures have been classified high risk: Aberdeen V Hearts, Dundee Utd v St Mirren, Stranraer v Stirling Albion, Partick Thistle v Dundee, Hamilton v Ayr Utd, QOTS v Falkirk and Dunfermline v FC Edin. Stay safe everyone

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Our scouts have spoken.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

We have some decisions to make and the team has decided to put it to a vote. Democracy

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

We have some decisions to make and the team has decided to put it to a vote. Democracy

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Looks like we have some work to do

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

After some unforeseen circumstances (lost phone, potentially stolen by Russian infiltrators) I’m delighted to announce the FLOV is back stronger than ever.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Aiming to release around 9pm. Expect Aberdeen, Rangers, Dunfermline, FC Edinburgh, Celtic and Ayr United to feature prominently.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Suppose we better get working on the latest FLOV then.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

@rossh3976_ross After a cursory glance there’s a clear top 5. Rangers being one of them. Will know more tonight once we’ve had a proper look at the scouting reports

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Suppose we better get working on the latest FLOV then.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

The events last night at EEP are truly some of the most downright appalling we’ve ever witnessed. The Dunfermline fans making light of this need to take a good look at themselves. Utter vermin.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

Tonight’s fixture at EEP is the first time the FLOV will be sending our four most senior grasses (pictured below) to the same stadium at the same time. In cases like this FLOV article 6.13 states that we’re required to have a designated survivor at a top secret secure location.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

@maedafanaccount We’re still debating and reading scouting reports. Between Celtic and Aberdeen at this stage though.

[Fans League of Vermin @FLOV1985]

We’ve seen some fairly despicable scenes this weekend, the attempted murder of Jim Goodwin as an example, but the intentional defecation, on what essentially amounts to a Petri dish, is literally a biological attack. Our anti terrorism task force is in attendance as we speak.