Okee clocked out of highway patrol and transferred to Orlando International. The frostbacks are still clogging I-95, but why pull one out of a U-Haul when you can grab 30 off a single JetBlue flight? He's a gator, not an idiot. ⚠️
Now he works the jet bridge. The second a Boston accent says "wicked humid" at the gate, Okee's already chewing. He eats the vest first because it's insulated and he likes it warm. He spits out the AirPods and keeps the Dunkin'. A Chicago guy tried to pay him off with a deep dish and Okee ate the pizza, the box, and then the guy...
Airport patrol is "monitoring from a safe distance," which means they're filming it for their group chat.
Welcome to Florida. Your luggage made it. You didn't. ✈️🦷🐊😂