big protein

big ass shotgun look like lauri markannen

[🍅 @LeCaleb18]

Xander Bogaerts home run

[Nate💯 @31ite_]

@Tha_Frederation Never been so checked out on them in my life like how i am now after 3 weeks

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@31ite_ @Tha_Frederation nah seriously lol i used to shed tears over this team, now i just turn off my tv and go about my day. theyve drained everything out of me

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@PalmyrPar @eddiewrr @GnossienneGuru Its too late. ive already depicted you as the soy redditor and myself as the cold and detached satirist. Its over.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

one thing i think Breaking Bad has over a lot of other TV is how it makes use of its setting and its extensive location shooting. the way it turns Albuquerque into this hyperreal pulp wonderland that’s still recognizably itself is one of the most original parts of the show

[terrorbreaks hype moments and aura @masheddaioh]

drew a genre of youtube thumbnail i PERSONALLY dislike

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

he's not saying anything actually. he's regurgitating the same rugged individualist boomer slop we've been fed for decades

the sales vp at a solar company gives this exact same speech right before he tells you to go knock 150 doors in 90 degree heat

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Walter White believing himself to be a strategic mastermind while he is actually just really great at looney tunes shenanigans is so so good

[lil bump stock (FIRE RYAN DAY) @m_booker1]

i have learned from this tweet and its replies that a lot of people think the guy who hands you the prescription at the counter is a pharmacist

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@TweekedMemes @BertleTurtleson @MisfitPatriot Nigga you wanna fuck the shit outta them gremlins 😭 sick fuck

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@TweekedMemes @BertleTurtleson @MisfitPatriot Love how this implies that you find the non femboy gremlins attractive

[Em (putting object on table) @plueymoder]

instantly blocking anyone quote retweeting some bullshit to "dunk" on it

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@MonTues_Weekend @freethrowfc @DailyLoud ?

[Pluribus spoilers @odenhead]

Respectfully, this simply doesn’t make sense. Better Call Saul is one of the most disrespected show of all time

[chasë 🤍 @chasebrostek]

Austin Hooper still laying leather to Mo-Alie Cox FC in 2026

[big protein @FLYEMUP2HEAVEN]

@s11verleaf @derpincia

[abbigail @derpincia]

I hate when stupid fucking millennials put the little *checks notes* thing before their idiot observations I hate it so much

[‏ً @BoltsHateMe]

Almost died today.

A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.

Luckily, the 2026 Chargers offense started playing on the TV.

He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️

[zay @fentyfaic]

listening to 2hollis

[Wayno @Wayno119]

Thug Motivation 101 One of the greatest pieces of art in this century.