Fredrik Lindstrand

Father of Imre and Virve. Married to Sofia. Researcher and senior lecturer at University of Gävle.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

Thanks for adding password protection to twitter. Hope all readers realize that I didn't write any of the last 20+ moronic tweets myself.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

http://t.co/9ivW1F2fYh Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/TRvxgBWVhP

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http://t.co/gvtBIWuPJn No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/Q4To0xGc0c

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http://t.co/FIwd9vdrEZ Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/osfE1g1LJn

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In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/oc1JOkqWat

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/EhWdZeXLOH

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http://t.co/Qe5PZsgMkP Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too. http://t.co/UIqjI5yTOP

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http://t.co/4jLJyjlbDv I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/jR59WMkVbZ Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no. http://t.co/BCY5slR4

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Small town waitresses have either been there for 26 years or it's their first day. http://t.co/0InZY7ii

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http://t.co/tABc87j8 I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina.

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@MorgonpassetiP3
Tips till Nour och alla andra som gillar miniatyrer - kolla konstnären slinkachu på http://t.co/wQrtnPxx.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

http://t.co/7CSA0nUu Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

http://t.co/VVRK6Mb4 No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do.

[Fredrik Lindstrand @FLindstrand]

Snöoväder och strömavbrott är ett sånt där komplicerat kärleksförhållande. Burr! http://t.co/fZoLwitE