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The Yugoslav Chronicles mid season update is now live. #WeAreTheCommunity @MikaelinhoFM @FM_Grasshopper @FMheathen @FM_Samo @Lutterworth_Fox https://t.co/0CXjUGxQia

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The shocking state of the defense is clear to everyone but up front as well, the lack of numbers and bench strength is being slept on. Couple of injuries which Sesko and Amad seem to be prone to and you are down Lacey, Fletcher brothers, Tynan Thompson. Mind boggling incompetence

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The lack of ambition and imagination from Man United board this transfer window has been nothing short of staggering incompetence. There are so many options and solutions in the market which has just passed them by. It boggles me whether they have any scouting structure at all.

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Sesko, Cunha, Mbuemo, Amad, Bruno, Rashford makes it 6 players for 4 positions. Mount is never available, Zirkzee as good as gone. Can you really play 55 games with this squad.

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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[shoaib daniyal @ShoaibDaniyal]

In Bengal's Rajarhat New Town, the BJP won because of a special round of counting held the next day without any TMC agents present.

@sighyush investigated what exactly was counted in that special round.

He found it was an 88% Muslim booth in an area called Musalman Para.

If the EC is to be believed, the BJP got an astonishing >94% of the Muslim votes in this booth -- which allowed them to win the seat.

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[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

For those who still haven’t fully grasped how elite Bruno Fernandez is…

Bruno officially became only the THIRD player in Manchester United history to record 100+ goals and 100+ assists.

He did it in 318 games.

For context:
Messi did it in 319 games for Barcelona.
Ronaldo did it in 325 games for Real Madrid.

Now pause and think about the environments those two operated in.

Messi had Xavi, Iniesta, Eto’o, Henry.

Ronaldo had Benzema, Bale, Di María, Kaká.

Bruno?
He spent most of his United career creating chances for strikers who needed 4 opportunities to score once 😭

No superteam.
No luxury setup.
No dominant era.
Just pure responsibility every single week.

He arrived at 25, walked into the chaos of the post-Fergie era, became the tactical engine, emotional leader, chance creator, goalscorer, and still produced numbers faster than the two greatest players football has ever seen.

At some point, people need to stop debating whether Bruno Fernandes is elite.

The numbers already settled that conversation ❤️🏆🔴

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

In the world’s largest democracy’

9.3 Million voters were deleted in a state.
2.7 Million of them approached Judiciary but their trial hasn’t even begun.

Out of 1621 cases there were heard so far, a whopping 1607 voters got their voting rights reinstated. That itself proves how wrongful voter deletion was.

Courts still went ahead with the election by disenfranchising millions of voters.

All of this happened so that BJP could win a state.

Reckon, the world needs to know it.

[Spandan Roy @talksports45]

34 players have claimed a 5w haul in the IPL.
18 players have a hattrick in the IPL.
15 players have won the MVP award.
3 players have 200+ wickets in the IPL .
60 players have a century in the IPL.
109 players have 1000+ runs in the IPL.

Sunil Narine, the only name common in all these lists.

[The Hairdryer Treatment @FMHairdryer]

@joekent16jan19 Cs

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@free_ai_guides OpenClaw

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So much for having the best in class people making football decisions.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨@lauriewhitwell:

“From speaking to people, even if Manchester United lost to Sunderland, I don’t think that would be the end for Ruben Amorim. Sir Jim Ratcliffe is the ultimate decision-maker on this… and he, I’m told, wants to actually give Amorim the full season.”

[Talk of the Devils]

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Really sad because his initial communications hinted at a person with a far more stronger character.

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I understand a manager has his own convictions and is entitled to make the decisions as best he sees it, but it almost seems that team selections are now being driven by Amorim's ego and need to prove that he's been right all along.

[Joy Bhattacharjya @joybhattacharj]

Happy birthday Calcutta, its exactly 335 years since Job Charnock first made land here.
The city of books and tea and adda. And some of the greatest minds of our times.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

To the British jewish supremacists harassing, attacking, smearing, and threatening me for almost 2 years:

I DO NOT CARE.

Take my medical licence. Take my livelihood. Make me homeless. Imprison me. Hell, go ahead and KILL ME.

You are demonic, genocidal supporters of 'israel'. We do not fear you. If my British government wants to let you do this to their NHS doctor who has ZERO patient complaints or disciplinary actions and let you dictate who gets to practice medicine in Britain, depriving the British public of my care—then so be it.

You have murdered tens of my loved ones and hundreds of thousands more Palestinians that I never got the honour of knowing.

We will never abandon Gaza.

YOU have no right to operate in Britain. YOU are foreign agents for an evil, illegitimate, apartheid, jewish supremacist and extremist settler colony commiting a Holocaust. YOU are illegally occupying my great grandfather's land right now.

If Britain had any sense of democracy, free speech or sovereignty—YOU would be banned from this country.

FREE PALESTINE.
LONG LIVE THE PALESTINIAN RESISTANCE 🇵🇸

[أنس الشريف Anas Al-Sharif @AnasAlSharif0]

This is my will and my final message. If these words reach you, know that Israel has succeeded in killing me and silencing my voice. First, peace be upon you and Allah’s mercy and blessings.

Allah knows I gave every effort and all my strength to be a support and a voice for my people, ever since I opened my eyes to life in the alleys and streets of the Jabalia refugee camp. My hope was that Allah would extend my life so I could return with my family and loved ones to our original town of occupied Asqalan (Al-Majdal). But Allah’s will came first, and His decree is final. I have lived through pain in all its details, tasted suffering and loss many times, yet I never once hesitated to convey the truth as it is, without distortion or falsification—so that Allah may bear witness against those who stayed silent, those who accepted our killing, those who choked our breath, and whose hearts were unmoved by the scattered remains of our children and women, doing nothing to stop the massacre that our people have faced for more than a year and a half.

I entrust you with Palestine—the jewel in the crown of the Muslim world, the heartbeat of every free person in this world. I entrust you with its people, with its wronged and innocent children who never had the time to dream or live in safety and peace. Their pure bodies were crushed under thousands of tons of Israeli bombs and missiles, torn apart and scattered across the walls.

I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland. I entrust you to take care of my family. I entrust you with my beloved daughter Sham, the light of my eyes, whom I never got the chance to watch grow up as I had dreamed.

I entrust you with my dear son Salah, whom I had wished to support and accompany through life until he grew strong enough to carry my burden and continue the mission.

I entrust you with my beloved mother, whose blessed prayers brought me to where I am, whose supplications were my fortress and whose light guided my path. I pray that Allah grants her strength and rewards her on my behalf with the best of rewards.

I also entrust you with my lifelong companion, my beloved wife, Umm Salah (Bayan), from whom the war separated me for many long days and months. Yet she remained faithful to our bond, steadfast as the trunk of an olive tree that does not bend—patient, trusting in Allah, and carrying the responsibility in my absence with all her strength and faith.

I urge you to stand by them, to be their support after Allah Almighty. If I die, I die steadfast upon my principles. I testify before Allah that I am content with His decree, certain of meeting Him, and assured that what is with Allah is better and everlasting.

O Allah, accept me among the martyrs, forgive my past and future sins, and make my blood a light that illuminates the path of freedom for my people and my family. Forgive me if I have fallen short, and pray for me with mercy, for I kept my promise and never changed or betrayed it.

Do not forget Gaza… And do not forget me in your sincere prayers for forgiveness and acceptance.

Anas Jamal Al-Sharif
06.04.2025

This is what our beloved Anas requested to be published upon his martyrdom.