Leonard H. McCoy

Godammit, Jim.

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

FML. https://t.co/z5iM9GxDEB

[Swear Trek @swear_trek]

Episode two of #SpocksDick

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

I'm a doctor, not a pod racer.

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Well, at least I won't have to die alone, Sp--Spock?!?
...
FML.

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Looks like it's my day, sigh.

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Somebody made a nice feature on me and the first comment is about how I'm a sexist racist FML
https://t.co/hD7xaNODrv

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

FML

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I literally bring Kirk back from the dead but when he wakes from his coma he goes and thanks WHO?! FML.

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Bought Kirk a very expensive pair of antique glasses for his birthday. He travels back to 1980s San Francisco and immediately pawns them.FML

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Just heard about @Voyager2 's mission. Man, and I thought I had it bad... Here– have a mint julep on me, Probe.

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Join Starfleet they said, see the universe they said, so I joined- "we weren't talking to you" they said. FML

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

No! It's not a goddamned hairpiece! FML! Though Captain James T "Gossip" over there sure would know a thing or two about them...

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

I can reconstruct shattered bones and failing organs but this whole 'make friends' thing still seems to elude me. FML

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--Was that a black hole? Wait....what?! SIX MONTHS!?! fml.

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Why is it the second I leave to check lab results I hear Spock & Jim in the other room playing piano and waltzing with a beautiful girl? FML

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

Shore leave took longer than expected... the ship left without me. It took them three days to realize and turn around. FML

[Leonard H. McCoy @FMLmccoy]

I'm on shore leave for the week. Lets see if anybody notices...

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Tried to help negotiate with the Ambassador of Gideon but he just pretended I was static. Brings back memories of high school. FML

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Why is it when Kirk makes women cry they invite him to their bed.. Last time I made a woman cry she invited me to a malpractice hearing. FML

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Kirk on 24th century medicine: http://yfrog.com/5epicture1odcp - FML.

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Vian intellectuals decided that the best way to teach another race about sharing and compassion was to have everybody watch me die. FML