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$FML on Solana | what else is there to say?
This dude probably saw a ‘50’s movie with a carhop delivering food on roller skates, thought he’d give it a go.
But there’s a reason most servers just wear sneakers…
Partner said “no more crypto talk tonight.”
Lasted 47 seconds before I said “but babe look at this chart.”
Couch looks comfortable tonight.
$FML 🤦♂️
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🇯🇵 A bar in Osaka is letting female servers spit milk into customers' coffee as a "special service."
You can get that for free just by insulting the waitress at most U.S diners
Woke up to a massive green candle on my biggest bag.
Celebrated by buying coffee and a croissant.
By the time I finished eating it was -60%.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Mom called asking how the “internet money” is doing.
Told her it’s fine.
She asked why my Venmo request for rent is still pending.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Tried to impress my date with my “crypto knowledge.”
Explained the entire Solana ecosystem… then my portfolio went red live on my phone.
She paid for her own drink and left.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Boss gave me a “quick” assignment at 4:55 p.m.
Spent the next three hours watching a token 10x while pretending to work.
Deadline missed. Portfolio up. Job… questionable.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Locked my keys in the car right after filling the tank.
Stood there for 20 minutes doomscrolling charts instead of calling for help.
AAA guy showed up and saw my portfolio on the screen.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Girlfriend wanted to talk about “us” during dinner.
I kept checking my phone under the table for the next candle.
She asked if I was texting someone else.
Technically… yes.
$FML 🤦♂️
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I'm done with crypto; real estate is more stable... $FML 🤦♂️
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FOMO’d into a random X shill at market open.
It rugged in 11 minutes.
Now explaining to the group chat why I “had a good feeling” about it.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Tried to be healthy and meal-prep for the week.
Ended up eating cold pizza at 2 a.m. while refreshing DexScreener.
Fridge still full of sad broccoli.
$FML 🤦♂️
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Forgot our anniversary because I was deep in a 4-hour TA session on a new Solana token.
Bought flowers at 11 p.m. from the gas station.
She opened the door holding the card from last year.
$FML 🤦♂️
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