FMM Updates 2014

I'm an Englishman, in Ottawa, looking for the one.

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That was quite some dry spell... #FMM #Dating #OverTwoYearsSinceLastPost @jjfeens

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I'm so unlucky in love...even Tinder revoked my membership.

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With just this one post since Jan 10th the FMM Updates twitter feed is still more active than the actual pursuit of the FMM @jjfeens

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A date with me has a 100% High-Five rate #FMM

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Just got my hair cut ready for a this weekend, its for my new look: Smart on top, disheveled from the forehead down. #replaces100%disheveled

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Approved FMM listening: Take That, Embrace, Pitbull feat Kesha #neverforget #gravity #timber #fmm2014

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I've had so many strikeouts I feel like Randy Johnson. #fmm2014 #ottawa

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As an elite athlete I always eat nutritious meal - and my daily dinner now has a smoothie! #cookingforone

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@jjfeens @JoelpMcLean a qualified FMM would go if they had finished all their chores.

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Friday's chat up line: "Do you know what the date is? ... It's our first date and the last first date you'll ever need." #FMM2014 #friday

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FMM Requirement #123: Must be able to take nephew to the zoo at a moments notice (courtesy of @LiampMcLean) #FMM2014 #Ottawa

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It's official, 0.0027% of 2014 has already passed and I'm still single. Optimistic that the next 99% will be better. #FMM2014 #helloladies

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FMM Requirement #42: Can make Yorkshire Puddings and Gravy at a moments notice.
#FMMReq #FMM2014 #LonelyinOttawa

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Arsenal 2 - Cardiff 0 (The same amount of girls numbers I got last night) #sadface #FMM2014