Francis 🇿🇦

Proud owner of a pushy push lawnmower...I also have some African rocks

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@Highly_flavourd I personally don't like the WC at all - sending you hugs and kisses 😘

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@Finnthehuman80 She did right

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@glaupie @Brendennel Moerat knew 👀

[cccc @sinead_kerins]

I was at the match and the Stormers played their hearts out. Their game plan was spot on and their defense was impressive. It looked for the last 15 mins they were tiring more than Leinster and ill-discipline crept in from that. The red card was a total killer. Leinster game managed the end very well.

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@Brendennel Nahhh
stormers were kak

[Brenden Nel ⚒ @Brendennel]

Numbers are skewed. They have had to buy into European and URC rugby to the tune of R290m a year. That ended this year and SA Rugby is a full shareholder in URC and EPCR. Thats why the numbers look bad.

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@Msimbothi_ 🤡🤡🤡

[Brenden Nel ⚒ @Brendennel]

The Springboks have been given James Dolman as their referee for the crucial opener in the Nations Championship against England.
A very interesting appointment indeed, especially given his history with the Boks 🧵

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@Recon1_ZA Bit hollow

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@RiebvJanbeeck And then a white guy in tsavs pullls a gun....relative?

[Tulinane @tulinane]

This is Namibia

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Nobody panic. There’s a South African somewhere figuring out how to make petrol with pineapples.

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@FossilLocator For real? This looks exactly like the material from Mutoko Zimbabwe - got sold off on the pretext of coming from Sandawana as emeralds in matrix - it wasn't close to being beryl

[D.S. Bhati @DSCricinfo789]

Best run out in cricket history 🥶

[Corruption-Hater 🦅🇿🇦🦁 @MadiBoity]

“You don’t work because you don’t apply for jobs.” - Gwede Mantashe

“I walked through JHB CBD and applied to 100 companies as a young person. Success won’t come to you.” - Cyril Ramaphosa

“Patients prefer the floor to beds.” - GP Health MEC

“Water shortage affects me too. Hence, I book into a hotel to bathe before attending to my work
commitments.” - Panyaza Lesufi

“I can’t solve water issues.” - Minister of Water Affairs

“Do not expect any improvements during my tenure.” - Dada Morero

You are foolish if you keep voting these people into power.

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

To recap

One ANC stalwart says South Africans are lazy to look for jobs when they can’t improve the economy

One ANC Minister says sick people prefer to sleep on hospital floors when they can’t manage hospitals

One ANC Premier says we need to go to a hotel to bath when they can’t supply water

And people still vote for this?

We are in hell

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

RT @Oom_Rugby: wow Azzurri…

time up on the clock, Scotland needing to score…. for 29 phases desperate Scots hammering away at the Italian…

[Francis 🇿🇦 @FMPDoha]

@edwards_callum Need a hug fella?