Fred Onyonka

Abundantly blessed, highly favoured

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

If your salo was ur kid, I'll be like....

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

NRM General @MigunaMiguna is on point on this issue of trying to rectify something but ignoring the root defects. Will always be mchezo wa town. Well said daktar

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Those yelling themselves hoarse about elections and claiming that it’s the only way to remove a president and bring about change should carefully study @HHichilema’s games in Zambia and remember what @KagutaMuseveni did in Uganda and @SuluhuSamia executed in Tanzania recently.

Ruto will do the same things Museveni, Suluhu and Hichilema have done and wailing about it won’t help you.

I have warned you that the only real and meaningful change required under an incurable defective colonial state and system is a REVOLUTION.

The defective colonial state, system and institutions cannot be reformed or refurbished. For Africans to realize liberty, equity and social justice, they must be uprooted, warts and all.

Expecting genuine change from a rigged system is either delusional and/or cowardly. Don’t shed crocodile tears next year and trend #MigunaWeAreSorry.

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheOnlyCure
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

Hate him or like him, this man takes no prisoners

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

James Orengo and his Linda Banditry attended Ndindi Nyoro’s unveiling of a political party yesterday. I didn’t realize until then that William Ruto, Uhuru Kenyatta and Fred Matiang’i are the ones FUNDING the two Lindas. Haven’t you wondered why Uhuru Kenyatta handpicked Caroli Omondi (who was Ruto’s classmate and lifelong bossom friend whose girlfriend works at Stste House) as the Secretary General of Azimio, to which Kalonzo Musyoka and others belong?

Don’t you know that it’s Caroli Omondi who is used being used to pay for all Linda expense? Who do you think is capable of spending BILLIONS on Linda which hasn’t even been registered?

What was Orengo and his cohorts doing at Ruto’s function yesterday?

Is there anyone with a functioning brain who doesn’t know that Ndindi Nyoro is nothing but Ruto’s proxy?

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheCure
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow

[IVY @ivymuthe]

This man who recently left the United States and arrived in Kenya has been using Tinder to target attractive women. He lures them by promising large amounts of money if they meet him, then takes them to an Airbnb in Westlands. If they refuse his demands, he forces himself on them—r*ping them without a condom—while also beating them. He records the assaults and sells the videos online.
He was found in possession of five laptops. Reports indicate the man is Nigerian but has been living in the USA.
One woman has now reported what he did to her: he r*ped her and then forced her to perform oral sex on his an*s. She went to the police with this account, leading to his arrest. When he realized he had been exposed, he tried to jump from the 12th floor.
He has allegedly done this to many women; so far only two have come forward. The man was taken to court, where police requested additional days to hold him pending further investigations

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

@ivymuthe Our ladies will never learn

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The Constitution of Kenya, 2010, cannot and will never be fully implemented and honoured under a defective colonial state whose institutions, culture, values and systems were not conceived and designed to operationalize it.

We must dismantle the defective colonial state with all its institutions, instruments and imbedded anti-African values BEFORE we can fully implement and benefit from the Constitution.

Telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#SocialismIsTheCure
#SocialismIsTheSolution
#RevolutionNow

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Lenders beware: Kenya’s High Court has greenlit our petition challenging US$54bn in odious debts under Kenyatta & Ruto.
No parliamentary approval. No public benefit. Offshore siphoning.
Kenyans WILL NOT repay what they never authorised. Accountability MUST be restored. #OdiousDebt #DeniBandia

https://t.co/Gc9U2Ypy1b

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

This lady (Hon. Wanjiku Muhia) voted YES for the Housing Levy, SHA, Draconian University Funding and the 2024 Finance Bill; attacked GenZs on the floor of parliament as they were being k!lled asking where they wanted Kasongo to get money from if they protested against the Finance Bill.

Today, she is a Gitungati. One of the very many reasons as to why we continue saying that if Murima is not careful, we are going to have another round of garbage in parliament. Or worse off...

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have completely failed to understand what happened. Few months ago we were very sane. We had ambitions,we had meaningful goals,we were very clear on what we wanted and what we dont want.

Saa hii sasa naona mmekorogwa and you have gone back to your normal settings of observing politics like its an afro sinema show we’re watching

If you see the cabal Edu has sorrounded himself with,and the cabal standing behind Gachagua without negating the fact that he is also a crook,you will realize theres nothing we’re doing here.

All this drama is for nothing! Absolutely nothing!

It the same Raptors that were there when we celebrated Uhuru for two terms,the same ones that were there when Ruto was elected,that are still flying around positioning themselves for the next storm

Whether sifuna,Gachagua or any of these other products of corrupt politics win. Ruto will lose nothing,even if he loses that election . All the money he has stolen with his dogs,kina sudi and murkomen is gone

Because they wont jail him,as they should

So do not get too excited for this drama you’re seeing,the real picture is the level of suffering that awaits you

Furahieni drama kabisa,nugu izi

[Mohamed Nicholas @mohamednicholas]

Kumbe Njugush akuwa fala venye tulidhania🙌

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Once a Cabinet Secretary starts calling himself a whistleblower, just know the exit door is somewhere nearby.

That is the stage Wandayi is now entering. We have seen this script before in Kenya. During the NYS saga, Anne Waiguru also leaned on that whistleblower angle when the pressure became too much. By that point, the politics had already turned, the public had already formed its view, and the resignation was only a matter of time.

That is why this “I am the one exposing it” routine never comforts the public. In Kenya, it is usually the final costume in the scandal wardrobe.

First, you are in charge, then you say there is no problem, then you say cartels are fighting back, then you blame disinformation, then, when the fire reaches your seat, you suddenly become a whistleblower.

A real whistleblower is usually outside the comfort of power, not seated at the top of the docket signing press releases and issuing directions on the very mess under investigation.

So when Wandayi now starts sounding less like the Energy CS and more like a heroic informer, that is not a sign of strength.

In Kenyan politics, that is usually the sound of a man nearing the end. Once you start calling yourself a whistleblower from inside the centre of the scandal, you are not surviving but on your way out.

[TWAR___SA🇿🇦 @TwaRSA26]

Israel Adesanya pulled a 'Hakimi move' on Charlotte Powdrell, who has reportedIy been ordered to pay $500,000 in damag€s to Israel Adesanya after Iosing a court case against him.

She broke up with him, filed for div0rce, and claimed half of his wealth, only to discover that his assets weren’t registered in his name.

Brotherhood is proud again ✌️😎

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A bar opened near a church!
The church prayed daily against the business.

Days later the bar was struck by lightning and burned to ashes.

Bar owner sued the church's priests because he said the fire was the result of their prayers.

The church denied all responsibility.

So, the judge commented:
"It's difficult to decide the case because here we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and an entire church that doesn’t believe in it!"

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

Big game player

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Marcus Rashford has now scored 6 goals vs. each of the traditional Top 6:

Man City ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Liverpool ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Chelsea ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Arsenal ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Spurs ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Big game player. 🔥🔥🔥

[Albert Nat Hyde @BongoIdeas_]

Before Mr Ibu died:

▪️first wife divorced him & took away his savings
▪️Second wife accused him of sleeping with daughter
▪️Consequently, he suffered diabetes
▪️Had blood clotting & dead blood vessels in leg
▪️His daughter squandered monies meant for his surgery
▪️His wife still asked for iPhone 15 while he was dying
▪️He sold almost all his properties
▪️His leg was eventually amputated
▪️Finally, he dies abandoned with no wife, no properties, no money and no legs

Legacy ruined! Marriage is a loss to every man!

[Fred Onyonka @FM_Onyonka]

Lets do this #United

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

All eyes on Sunday 👊

#MUFC || #PL

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Juan Román Riquelme 👏🏽🔥

Take a min out of ya day to just watch the beauty of his game…. Will we ever see players allowed to be free like this again?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Resilience 👊

🗣️ @MarcusRashford

#MUFC

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Alejandro Garnacho & Kobbie Mainoo talk about how grateful they are to Erik ten Hag for giving them the opportunity to play.❤️https://t.co/uK93CXKoZP

[LiveScore @livescore]

Bruno Fernandes has created over 𝟳𝟬 chances more than any other player in the Premier League since his debut 👹🪄

[Kaslim @TheKaslim]

Good evening Members, let's share this video till someone's daughter gets some justice, this is totally wrong,,,,