Judas F. Mongardo

Gay 🌈/ 34 years old mentally (70-ish physically🚬)/married to the love of my life💍: @lll_lucifer /Dictator of Lithuanian🇱🇹
(Parody Account by: @MBound2003 )

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

Greetings, PATHETIC humans...
I, Officer Mongardo, have decided to try out this 'Social Media' to better understand your kind for... 'research' reasons... and to also find better connections for the LMCorps., for now though, I have work to do...
- Officer Mongardo🚬

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi ...thanks... I guess?...

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY HAIR LEFT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!-

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi H-heh.. Heheh!.. HahaHA!!
D-do you HONESTLY think that th-thing's gonna scare ME?! HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!!-

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Me? Scared? Feh, You wish!
I am Officer Judas F. Mongardo! I am NEVER scared!

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi What- what new carpet?...

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi You BETTER not be tricking me!... You KNOW I don't like being made a fool of...

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Grr!... if I find that it's gone missing, I will FIND you and MAKE you cough up WHERE you took it!!

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi YOU BETTER HAVE PUT IT BACK OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU TO EILEEN AND HAVE HER SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!-

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Wait... wAIT HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET WINSTENCE'S CHIP?!! I HAD IT LOCKED UP SECURELY IN MY OFFICE!!!-

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi ???

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi I don't even understand what you're going on about!... What does 'sussy' even mean?!...
You are such a nuisance, you know that...

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@lll_lucifer I'll be over with that in a few minutes, my beloved!~
love you!~ 😘💕❤

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@lll_lucifer I think I'll need to bring ice water as well to sober you up... You sound too drunk to be functioning!...

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@lll_lucifer Mhm, whatever you say my love~... I am still coming over though, gotta keep you in line and make sure you don't get into trouble...~

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Y̵͓͕̯̳͊͑̑̆͛̽̕͘Ǫ̵̎̈́̈́̈́́͝U̵̮̪͉̱̣̺͙͇̞͋̈́̎͌̐͊̓'̵̛̖͈͋̀͑́̾R̷̹̭͔̞̳̪͊͛̄̀̍̚È̶̻̳̳̦͇̂̂̈́̌͑̎̽̎͗ͅ ̷̢̧̛̛̖̙̘͐̀͑͗̎̓͑̂̂̍̈͝D̶̢̡͔̺̘̮͕̳͋̓̊̆͒̐͑̈̂̕͘͝͠Ē̷͔̣͕̗̹̮̜͙̊̌̀͗́̓̇̍̚͝͠A̵̡̭͓̤̩̪̠̱͖̯̻̐̐͜͜D̴͉̞̜̪̭̠̦̟͗͛͂̓̒.̸̨̩̻͖̙̅̏̔̂͐͛̈́̋̂͌͊

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Ah, I see I see!...
I usually listen to it on the radio, though I believe I can play cds on it if I wanted, so I'd be interested in the recommendations of yours..

[Judas F. Mongardo @FMongardo]

@BipBopi Hmph... I suppose I could forgive you... For now.
As for how I usually listen to jazz? well... Usually I listen to it in the comfort of my townhouse, either in the mornings or at the end of the day with a cup of coffee or wine respectively...