INDEX distributions measured.
1,112,965 dollars on Robinhood Chain as of 28-July-2026.
Official number sits lower.
Full breakdown here:
https://t.co/YavNmQ2N2A
Three distributor addresses ran this, not one.
They went in sequence.
Handovers of 15 minutes and 3 minutes, so they read as one contract.
First two handled five tokens.
The current one handles eighteen.
First distribution was 3 July, 03:12 UTC.
I had this scoped to a single address before, which put my start date six days late.
Everyone already pulled the VLAD wallets.
I looked at this whole thing myself.
Spent 20 hours going through it minute by minute.
What I found sits in the 75 seconds before the post.
The token was already live long before that, since 16:38:35.
The post did not land until 17:24:15 UTC.
Follow up on the seven wallets.
Yesterday I showed the timing. Today the wallets themselves.
All seven had zero prior trades on the chain.
VLAD was the only token they ever touched.
They bought for two minutes starting at 16:38:35 UTC on 23 July, then went completely silent for 43 minutes.
At 17:23:00 they started selling. Same second the volume exploded.
1,036 wallets bought in that minute and $695,413 came in. The compromised post was still 75 seconds away.
Their result:
$5,670 in, $874,550 out.
Net +$868,880.
154x in 54 minutes.
Then they disappeared.
One of them is the deployer: 0xd70627fd9ee5b70906620a6f2001ba74457b438d
This wallet has exactly one transaction in its entire existence.
That single transaction created the token and made the first buy at the same time.
Eight of the top ten winners connect directly to this group on chain.
Same night they moved roughly 500 ETH off the chain.
The buyers who showed up at 17:23 were not new accounts. 1,215 out of 1,225 already had trading history.
Median wallet had 518 prior trades.
Regulars arrived in the same second the seven started exiting.
Most people treated the post as the beginning.
The data makes it look a lot more like the exit.
@vladtenev@zachxbt@lookonchain
The seven wallets on $VLAD.
Zero prior trades.
The only token they ever touched.
Bought for two minutes at 16:38 UTC.
Then silent for 43 minutes.
At 17:23:00 they started selling.
Same second the crowd arrived.
The post was still 75 seconds away.
$5,670 in, $874,550 out.
154x in 54 minutes.
One of them was the deployer.
That wallet has one transaction in its whole life.
Eight of the top ten winners connect back to this group.
Most people saw the post as the start.
The data makes it look like the exit.
https://t.co/sPuF6W42lN
$INDEX pays its holders in tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain, funded by a trading fee.
It has distributed $1.08 million since 3 July.
The Index's own dashboard says $1,030,158.
The gap has held near 5% across two days of readings.
Arbitrum announced $200K in fees flowing back from Robinhood Chain.
I went looking for that transaction on chain.
I couldn't find it.
What I did find was a token quietly sending $1M in real stocks to holders, every 15 minutes, with the receipts to prove it.
Here's what's actually happening on this chain.
@travladd The supply side backs your chart.
Only about 10% circulating and the unlock schedule keeps feeding sell pressure every month, so every rally is running uphill against fresh supply. I mapped the full unlock and holder data when I dug into Pi onchain:
Robinhood quietly became the first major brokerage fully open to AI agents. Equities and options are live through MCP, crypto is next. The last time they launched something, $734M bridged in 18 days. Now imagine that with software doing the depositing. Nobody has run the onchain data on this yet. I will. $HOOD
The craziest part of my Robinhood Chain deep dive: the launchpad behind the meme wave collected ~$12M in fees, then went completely dark. Ten days, boom to bust. Almost nobody covered it. Full thread 👇
1/ Robinhood built a blockchain to put the stock market onchain.
18 days later: a cat memecoin peaked at 12x every tokenized stock combined. And the launchpad behind it already collapsed.
Everyone's watching the stock. I spent the weekend reading the chain 🧵👇
1/ Pi Network just printed a fresh all-time low.
Down 97.5% from its peak. 45% in the last 30 days alone.
Everyone's arguing whether $PI is a scam. Nobody's actually looking at the onchain data.
So I spent a day digging through it. What I found 🧵👇
@AltCryptoGems everyone drawing arrows to 2800 on ETH today
nobody drawing the invalidation
1800 has to hold on a retest first. 2000 and 2450 are still in the way. below 1720 the whole idea is dead.
if your chart has a target but no invalidation, it's not a plan. it's hope.