account runner here.
after some consideration, this account is kinda closed forever now lol
this account was meant to be a shitpost writing project between me and my friends making fun of people who use confessions accounts to spread nothing but negativity
before you guys ask btw the only reason i closed this account is due to the pressure of keeping up the facade of an "actual confessions account"
i never really meant for this to be more than a short-lived parody, but i do wanna thank everyone that helped with this
account runner here.
after some consideration, this account is kinda closed forever now lol
this account was meant to be a shitpost writing project between me and my friends making fun of people who use confessions accounts to spread nothing but negativity
by the way, huge thanks to a good amount of my friends who agreed to write some of the insane confessions featured on this page (a majority were written by me before people started submitting their own)
account runner here.
after some consideration, this account is kinda closed forever now lol
this account was meant to be a shitpost writing project between me and my friends making fun of people who use confessions accounts to spread nothing but negativity
if i'm more mentally prepared to do anything like this ever again i probably will, but until then it's wraps for this one.
if you wanted to know by the way, here's the story i planned to tell with this:
I keep killing people. I've done nothing but kill people. Every hour I should've spent eating, I instead use to kill people. Every hour I should've spent sleeping, I instead use to kill people. There's so much blood on me it's euphoric. Feel free to submit more confessions.
"Bikini horrors is the worst thing th*alarm bell ringing* Oh briaaaaaan its poopoo time briaaaan oh i need you to come scoop it out brian pooopoooo poopooo"
"i listened to a singular second of die from AEMT and got so mad from anger that i went outside and found the nearest police officer i genuinely started eating him alive and he screamed for help but kept biting and tearing at his flesh"