Turns out I didn't even need to go in. I just took off my face to cool off and it looks like all that working out really paid off, it helped me grow a whole body! Awesome!
Magic Krab here sending a reminder to the community to stay vigilant as DTV is still at large and has not yet been taken down for his evil actions.
If you have any sightings keep your distance and report back to @FNNHub with any tips
FNN has managed to track DTV to the Darklands! His light is piercing even the through the darkest of nights. It seems like he is plotting something... big.
You know, it initially may seem disrespectful to have an FNN office party at a real cemetery, but it's a surprisingly good time! The boss and I have such fun haha
The Daytime Villain has been spotted!
He was seen seemingly laughing at @pajamaheroo after being aggressive towards him. He disappeared shortly after but if you have any information, remember to reach out to us at FNN through our Discord at https://t.co/zLJq5KEVhW !
I got a lead from an anonymous source! They said I "need to get my eyes checked" if I thought my last post was "worthy news".
So I did! This new Optometry Dexbot in Tech Square is really handy. The great news is that my eyes are fine. Besides, none of their frames fit me anyway.
Being the newest at FNN is a tough gig. I can no longer be hungry for pickles, I must be hungry for the next big story!
First stop, the fashionista that recently moved in. Nice designs but I need more Taros. Not really a big story though... I'll get it right next time!
You know, some bosses take their employees out to eat for celebrations.
Well Mr. Krab isn't a regular boss! Looks like we're clocking in at the Possessed Rune Sword grind tonight.
You know, I've never been able to report on an empty stomach.
Luckily, pickle carts are super ample near City Hall! I guess the Mayor likes pickles just as much as I do. It's great for grabbing a quick snack but I don't think I can stop stuffing my face!
Rookie reporter MtnDew is on the scene! Er... well currently there is no scene. Except for this scenic fountain in City Hall! Haha...
Trust me though, when there is one, I'll be there first! You can count on it cause that's just the kind of quality reporting we do here at FNN!