Funny Or Die Weather

Funny Or Die Weather will blow the doors off your stupid, boring, old weather app.

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The Funny Or Die Weather app is here! Real weather. Real funny. Get it now: http://t.co/fqQcaPVXmd

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50% chance of people caring about your homerun in the company softball game.

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Severe and traumatic thunderstorms reminiscent of your parents arguing before dad left.

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Heavy Rain: God's Depressed Again.

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Raining punches at your prone groin. You mouthed off to the wrong Navy Seal.

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Hard rain and loud thunder. Great day to wear a fisherman's rain coat and yell "Thar she blows!"

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All clouds gather into one clump to form a cloud Pangea.

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Wispy light rain and gentle breezes. Great day to go to work naked.

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Gruff and mangy like Luis Guzman.

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Really clean, like someone just said "Shit, let's get it extra right today."

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Weather is canceled today cause of Meth.

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Thunder that sounds a lot like the Dave Mathews Band.

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Darkness all day with two seconds of intense sunlight at a random time.

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Rain for two seconds followed by a blast of 1000 degree sunlight.

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Ball lightning that looks like the old Pac Man Ghosts.

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Slightly slight with a chance of thinness and contrivance.

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Cold and damp, like senior citizen porn.

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"It's raining, it's pouring, the old man can't afford his prescription medication."

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It's raining Jazz Cats and Curb Dogz.