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There's no doubt anymore this is a lost season

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@CardinalsReek

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Truly no way better way to jumpstart a reset in your final year than doing absolutely nothing and leaving the next man up with a significantly worse situation

[JANDY @Jandystl]

What an article about the #STLCards from @JeffPassan. We’re the laughing stock of baseball😭

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People throwing around Casas in Arenado trade discourse like he's in the realm of possibility

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Max effort Arenado swing in 2025 if he's still sporting a Cardinals uniform

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Almost a year hiatus and the Cardinals still haven't made an offseason move

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CARP

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Goldschmidt is pathetic

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

With the 18th overall pick, the #STLCards pick Michael McGreevy!

#STLFLY | #MLBDraft

[Wake Forest Baseball Analytics @Wake_Analytics]

Chase Burns first inning:
3 Ks
All FB Velos: 99 99 99 98 99 98 100 101
CH Velo: 93 MPH

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Possible Cardinals bullpen for 2024:

Ryan Fernandez
John King
Nick Robertson
Andrew Kittredge
JoJo Romero
Giovanny Gallegos
Keynan Middleton
Ryan Helsley

Other options:

Andre Pallante
Riley O'Brien
Wilking Rodríguez
Guillermo Zuñiga

Deepest pen we've had in years.

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@SurtainIsland Yes

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Fernandez
King
Robertson
Kittredge
Romero
Gallegos
Middleton
Helsley

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LFG DUDE

[Robert Murray @ByRobertMurray]

Free-agent reliever Keynan Middleton and the St. Louis Cardinals are in agreement on a contract, pending physical, according to sources familiar with the deal.

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Brewers not getting a top 5 organizational prospect for Burnes

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OHHHHHH

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Full trade, sources tell me and @kileymcd :

Baltimore receives: RHP Corbin Burnes

Milwaukee receives: IF Joey Ortiz, LHP D.L. Hall and the 34th pick in the 2024 draft

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I mean it's whatever man

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Carpenter deal is for $740K, source says. Braves responsible for remainder of $5.5M guarantee.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We have named Chaim Bloom as an Advisor to the President of Baseball Operations.

Bloom most recently served as Chief Baseball Officer for the Boston Red Sox from 2019 through 2023.

#STLCards

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Please