Finalizer Night Shift Engineer

Fixing your fuck-ups one console at a time.

An engineer aboard the First Order's Finalizer. Tips and shitposting.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

The General has some... bizarre fans.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@the_jedi_killer @MotivationalHux @MotivationalSl Darling, if you do not know already and are unable or unwilling to figure it out, perhaps do not have sex where another may have to clean up after you~!

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

I do not like Twi'leks.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@PurpleSlicer Dead twi'leks can't throw anything.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

Wot.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@GeneralMillie So cute, oh my goodness.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@MotivationalSl Something amiss, sir?

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

Ah, good morning, and also goodnight.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

Caf takes on an extra burn when it's inhaled through the nose

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@NViciu Perhaps I will use my vacation time to visit one of those nude beaches.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

It is an absolute shame that I have to wear /anything/ when I use the pool.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@MotivationalHux @MotivationalSl Adapting it to extenuating circumstances, sir.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@MotivationalSl Shorts.

That is all /you/ need, my Lord.

If you are not able to purchase something before you go, you can get away with cropping a pair of uniform pants. It won't be a comfortable pair of shorts, but they will do the job!

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@DustOnBothSides @MotivationalSl Oh, those are /darling/.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

@MotivationalSl One word: sedatives.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

... actually, no, they were bright for about three seconds during the initial shock and rapid burn.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

My first ever assignment as a baby engineer I was given "scrape the idiots that tried to slice into electrical off the floor and walls" duty.

The enemy is not bright.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

I have prepared schematics for engineering staff in the event that we need to repel/destroy enemy forces.

You will not believe the damage three simple things will do when combined! So easy even Pryde can do it.

See me in my usual haunt and I will download to your datapads.

[Finalizer Night Shift Engineer @FOSDNightshift]

It sounds much better coming from her than me!