FPL Acumen

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[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Newcastle just get ragdolled in the transfer market

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Orny 💣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

We’re getting close to a Hull City level window lol. If you were told 5 years ago a club would sign Gyokeres, Madueke, Eze and their top attacking target is Morgan Rogers you would not assume it would be the Premier League champions and UCL runners up.

[. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇫🇷 @Sinoy786]

Bring in Tzolis and Hugo Larsson and it's a 10/10 window

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Being a Ronaldo fan must be the closest thing to living in the Matrix

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Lionel Messi’s game by numbers vs. Egypt:

91 touches
12 touches in the box
9 progressive carries
7 attempted take-ons
6 chances created
5 successful take-ons
5 shots
2 shots on target
2 fouls won
1 missed penalty (remember that?!)
1 assist
1 goal

MY WORD. 🐐🐐🐐

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

No words

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

Everyone is a bagsman until a real bagsman walks into the room.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Liam Delap is a GENERATIONAL signing for Chelsea.

— How he would fit into Enzo Maresca's system at Chelsea.
— How he was utilised under Maresca in the EDS.
— His linkup with Cole Palmer.

THREAD.

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Smarter than what they were at last summer at least

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

🚨 #NUFC are hoping to complete a £47m move for Johan Manzambi after sealing a £43m deal for Bazoumana Toure, as per @Scottwilsonecho ✍🏼

United WILL push for Manzambi when Switzerland exit the World Cup, and are AGGRESSIVELY pursuing the £34m-rated Lamine Camara. 👀

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

This is what he does!!!!
@Cristiano 🐐

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

@nonewthing Ahead of Osimhen?

Not including second strikers ie Alvarez

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Mbappe
Kane
Haaland

Isak
Osimhen
Havertz

Every other striker

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Mbappe
Kane
Haaland

Isak
Osimhen
Havertz

Every other striker

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Aesthetic bias

[LFCJ 🫪 @NOTLFCJ__]

Havertz is the worst elite player ever. He’s elite but he’s also shit. Don’t ask me to elaborate

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Martinelli has been a real difference maker this season. Late crucial goals or assists against Sporting, Man City and Japan today. Clutch.

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

@RonanKenny6 @FPLVillan Revenue growth

[Moeen 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @JackOfAllSpaces]

The real debate is Messi (18-28) vs Messi (28-38).

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

One of those areas in the fabricated Messi v Ronaldo debate that he loses on, along with;
- Subsets of goalscoring: weak foot, header
- UCL knockout performance
- Playing in the PL
- Secondary factors: athleticism, brand, homo erotic appeal

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Messi being an average penalty taker is one of the funniest quirks in football. His technique improved during his years training with Neymar, and Argentina don't win WC 2022 without his penalties. But still! The gods had to give him a debuff!

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

@Ankaman616 Pretty sure he is statistically the greatest finisher of all time? At least since xG has started being record, with Heung Min Son slightly behind, and then a big gap to the next best finisher

[FPL Acumen @FPLAcumen]

Messi with the World Cup goalscoring record, magical 🐐